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It’s a tall order.

Photo courtesy of Bobby.
Menu found in Beijing.

The “Don’t-even-think-about-fucking-tickling-me Elmo”
doll doesn’t seem to be a big wish-list item this year…

Photo courtesy of Andrew Scott.
Found in window display of a kids clothing shop in Tokyo.

Photo courtesy of Noah Watts.
Found at Kiyomizu temple in Kyoto, Japan.

Photo courtesy of Sam Arnold.
Spotted in Haidan District of Beijing, China.

Play Jane, play.

Photo courtesy of I.M.
English elementary school textbook found in Georgia (Eastern Europe).

Our pumpkins cant be beat!

Photo Courtesy of Lucien and Stephanie Wind.
Found in a market in France.

This is how Mommy falls asleep when Daddy’s away…

Photo courtesy of Chava Josephsohn.
“Bed socks”

Trimmed or uncut?

Photo courtesy of Aaron Bergman.
Found in Busan, South Korea.

Photo courtesy of Firmi.
Box of hair dye found in Kunming, China.

Photo courtesy of K.B.
The Chinese character for “dry” can also have a vulgar
meaning and is consequently often mistranslated as “fuck”.