April 22nd, 2011

Eureka! I’ve fucked it!

Where “I fucked that experiment up” means success!


Photo courtesy of Stu Levy.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.

April 15th, 2011

Big fish is just a tease

Tuna salad tossing



Photo courtesy of George Sanders.
Menu from China.

April 1st, 2011

The manager is a dub bith

Tat’s all, foks!


Photo courtesy of Holly McGhie.
Not so much Engrish as an unfortunate name.
Found in Hong Kong.

March 25th, 2011

Wouldn’t you like to be a pepper, too?

And tiny McNuggets.


Photo courtesy of Giles Westerfield.
Menu found in Shanghai, China.

December 31st, 2010

I need a good stiff drink.

Hard Cock Cafe?


Photo courtesy of Ryax Calrissian.
Found in Japan.

December 17th, 2010

Are you offering?

Photo courtesy of Ami Lundberg.
Spotted at Osaka Aquarium, Japan.

December 10th, 2010

Ow…honey…you’re in too deep.

Never on the first date…

Photo courtesy of Songphol A.
Menu found in Beijing, China.

December 3rd, 2010

Sauce matters

It’s a tall order.

Photo courtesy of Bobby.
Menu found in Beijing.

November 26th, 2010

No, I ordered these dolls with a TRUCKER hat!

The “Don’t-even-think-about-fucking-tickling-me Elmo”
doll doesn’t seem to be a big wish-list item this year…

Photo courtesy of Andrew Scott.
Found in window display of a kids clothing shop in Tokyo.

November 19th, 2010

Get your mother fuckin’ peanut butter out of my mother fuckin’ chocolate


Photo courtesy of Noah Watts.
Found at Kiyomizu temple in Kyoto, Japan.

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