September 9th, 2011

Don’t tell me you are educated…

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Spotted on the street in Tokyo.

August 26th, 2011

Let me defrag your SCSI drive, baby

2.7″ wide? We’re gonna need some K-Y…

Photo courtesy of Jitender Shekhawat.
Found at electronics showroom in Delhi, India.

April 29th, 2011

Go on, have a shit

We were gonna just use goose down, but this was cheaper…

Photo courtesy of Victor Stock.
Found at furniture store in Okinawa, Japan.

April 22nd, 2011

Eureka! I’ve fucked it!

Where “I fucked that experiment up” means success!


Photo courtesy of Stu Levy.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.

April 15th, 2011

Big fish is just a tease

Tuna salad tossing



Photo courtesy of George Sanders.
Menu from China.

April 1st, 2011

The manager is a dub bith

Tat’s all, foks!


Photo courtesy of Holly McGhie.
Not so much Engrish as an unfortunate name.
Found in Hong Kong.

March 25th, 2011

Wouldn’t you like to be a pepper, too?

And tiny McNuggets.


Photo courtesy of Giles Westerfield.
Menu found in Shanghai, China.

December 31st, 2010

I need a good stiff drink.

Hard Cock Cafe?


Photo courtesy of Ryax Calrissian.
Found in Japan.

December 17th, 2010

Are you offering?

Photo courtesy of Ami Lundberg.
Spotted at Osaka Aquarium, Japan.

December 10th, 2010

Ow…honey…you’re in too deep.

Never on the first date…

Photo courtesy of Songphol A.
Menu found in Beijing, China.

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