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Photo courtesy of David Segalchik.
Found in South Korea subway station.

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Go light on the basalt…

Photo courtesy of tonbabydc.
Found at a restaurant in Shanghai, China.

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“No, it’s not a pickup line! I really am the custodian of all babe’s hearts!”

From a hospital in China.

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Must be a Toronto baseball fan…

Photo courtesy of ‘ftjahjana’.
Shirt found on 7-8 year old.
Unsure of origin – looks like S.E. Asia.

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Onions not included…

Photo courtesy of J.J. Hitt.
Dildo made in China.

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Do her until she reads.

Photo courtesy of Dan Isbell.
Shirt found in Pyeongtaek, South Korea.

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Set your BIOS to Auto-Erection

Photo courtesy of Evan.
Found in a computer case manual.

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Proud sponsor of the Olympic Kegel team.

Photo courtesy of Giovanna Fernandez.
Spotted in Seoul, Korea.

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A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of groin…

Photo courtesy of Anthony Hopson.
Found at a discount clothes store in Hong Kong.

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In the meantime, please wash your hair in the toilet…

Photo courtesy of Michelle Rybak.

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