Adult Engrish

Is it that time already?

engrishwebmaster — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:00:10 +0000

Photo courtesy of Anna Steven.
T-shirt found in Odaiba, Tokyo.

I’d rather just flush…

engrishwebmaster — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:23:37 +0000

Photo courtesy of Jimmy.
Typo on hotel laundry price sheet.
Should read “suit”.

Fuck Off

engrishwebmaster — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:00:29 +0000

Photo courtesy of Leslie W.
Found in Japanese fashion magazine.

Batteries not fucking included…

engrishwebmaster — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 09:00:33 +0000

Photo courtesy of Ewan Brain.
Sign for vibrator at an adult shop in Japan.
Admittedly not ‘Engrish’ by the strictest standards,
but ‘Engrishy’ (out of the ordinary) enough to post here.

I wouldn’t dream of it…

engrishwebmaster — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 09:11:49 +0000

Photo courtesy of Karrie Chen.
Teapot in a hotel in Xuancheng, China.
Chinese says: “Please don’t boil (burn) dry”

Child’s Shirt

engrishwebmaster — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 09:00:55 +0000

Photo courtesy of Lisa Castellani.
Shirt found on child in China.

Please shit here instead…

engrishwebmaster — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 09:53:38 +0000

Photo courtesy of Shaun Laubman.
Sign found outside restaurant in Kyoto, Japan.

In a league of his own…

engrishwebmaster — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 09:00:33 +0000

Photo courtesy of Michael Chou.
Seen in Shinjuku, Tokyo subway station.

Fucking eh!

engrishwebmaster — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 09:00:31 +0000

Taken by yours truly in Harajuku, Tokyo.

300 Shits

engrishwebmaster — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 09:00:34 +0000

Package of paper towels found in Iraq.
Photo courtesy of Mike Masse.