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Photo courtesy of Didem Aydurmus of Chinadrops blog.
Photo of box containing 10 matchboxes – found in Fenghuang, China.
The character for “sun” and “to fuck” are the same in some cases.

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Again will be the day when hell freezes over http://adult.engrish.com/2012/12/14/again-will-be-the-day-when-hell-freezes-over/ http://adult.engrish.com/2012/12/14/again-will-be-the-day-when-hell-freezes-over/#comments Fri, 14 Dec 2012 11:00:05 +0000 engrishwebmaster http://adult.engrish.com/?p=8158

Photo courtesy of George Caspary.
Found in Hangzhou, China.

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Cuntry wetstern http://adult.engrish.com/2012/12/07/cuntry-wetstern/ http://adult.engrish.com/2012/12/07/cuntry-wetstern/#comments Fri, 07 Dec 2012 11:00:44 +0000 engrishwebmaster http://adult.engrish.com/?p=8155

Home on the raunch

Photo courtesy of K.S.
From Japan.

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Conscientious dog is tired of doing everything http://adult.engrish.com/2012/11/30/conscientious-dog-is-tired-of-doing-everything/ http://adult.engrish.com/2012/11/30/conscientious-dog-is-tired-of-doing-everything/#comments Fri, 30 Nov 2012 11:00:26 +0000 engrishwebmaster http://adult.engrish.com/?p=8153

My paw just can’t work the baggies…

Found in China.

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I got your venti right here…

Starbucks ripoff found in Liuzhou, China.

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And then there were two… http://adult.engrish.com/2012/04/20/and-then-there-were-two%e2%80%a6/ http://adult.engrish.com/2012/04/20/and-then-there-were-two%e2%80%a6/#comments Fri, 20 Apr 2012 11:00:13 +0000 engrishwebmaster http://adult.engrish.com/?p=8147

Photo courtesy of Mai Cervantes.
Found on Korean apparel website.

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42% Undecided http://adult.engrish.com/2012/03/23/42-undecided/ http://adult.engrish.com/2012/03/23/42-undecided/#comments Fri, 23 Mar 2012 10:50:24 +0000 engrishwebmaster http://adult.engrish.com/?p=8145

42% did not understand the question…

Photo courtesy of Anna.
From the band Shoujo Lolita23q.

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Suchehwa http://adult.engrish.com/2011/12/23/suchehwa/ http://adult.engrish.com/2011/12/23/suchehwa/#comments Fri, 23 Dec 2011 11:00:50 +0000 engrishdotcom http://adult.engrish.com/?p=8140

Photo courtesy of David Segalchik.
Found in South Korea subway station.

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Igneous cocks http://adult.engrish.com/2011/12/16/igneous-cocks/ http://adult.engrish.com/2011/12/16/igneous-cocks/#comments Fri, 16 Dec 2011 11:00:14 +0000 engrishdotcom http://adult.engrish.com/?p=8137

Go light on the basalt…

Photo courtesy of tonbabydc.
Found at a restaurant in Shanghai, China.

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Open wide! http://adult.engrish.com/2011/12/09/open-wide/ http://adult.engrish.com/2011/12/09/open-wide/#comments Fri, 09 Dec 2011 11:00:16 +0000 engrishdotcom http://adult.engrish.com/?p=8134

“No, it’s not a pickup line! I really am the custodian of all babe’s hearts!”

From a hospital in China.

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