Coitus gratis

posted on 30 Sep 2011 in Adult Engrish

A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of groin…

Photo courtesy of Anthony Hopson.
Found at a discount clothes store in Hong Kong.

Sh!t down and shat up.

posted on 23 Sep 2011 in Adult Engrish

In the meantime, please wash your hair in the toilet…

Photo courtesy of Michelle Rybak.

Don’t tell me you are educated…

posted on 9 Sep 2011 in Adult Engrish

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Spotted on the street in Tokyo.

Let me defrag your SCSI drive, baby

posted on 26 Aug 2011 in Adult Engrish

2.7″ wide? We’re gonna need some K-Y…

Photo courtesy of Jitender Shekhawat.
Found at electronics showroom in Delhi, India.

Go on, have a shit

posted on 29 Apr 2011 in Adult Engrish

We were gonna just use goose down, but this was cheaper…

Photo courtesy of Victor Stock.
Found at furniture store in Okinawa, Japan.

Eureka! I’ve fucked it!

posted on 22 Apr 2011 in Adult Engrish

Where “I fucked that experiment up” means success!


Photo courtesy of Stu Levy.
Found in Tokyo, Japan.

Big fish is just a tease

posted on 15 Apr 2011 in Adult Engrish

Tuna salad tossing



Photo courtesy of George Sanders.
Menu from China.

The manager is a dub bith

posted on 1 Apr 2011 in Adult Engrish

Tat’s all, foks!


Photo courtesy of Holly McGhie.
Not so much Engrish as an unfortunate name.
Found in Hong Kong.

Wouldn’t you like to be a pepper, too?

posted on 25 Mar 2011 in Adult Engrish

And tiny McNuggets.


Photo courtesy of Giles Westerfield.
Menu found in Shanghai, China.

I need a good stiff drink.

posted on 31 Dec 2010 in Adult Engrish

Hard Cock Cafe?


Photo courtesy of Ryax Calrissian.
Found in Japan.

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