Bon Jovi forever!

posted on 2 Dec 2011 in Adult Engrish

Must be a Toronto baseball fan…

Photo courtesy of ‘ftjahjana’.
Shirt found on 7-8 year old.
Unsure of origin – looks like S.E. Asia.

A good source of Vitamin F

posted on 18 Nov 2011 in Adult Engrish

Onions not included…

Photo courtesy of J.J. Hitt.
Dildo made in China.

See Dick. See Dick #%^@.

posted on 4 Nov 2011 in Adult Engrish

Do her until she reads.

Photo courtesy of Dan Isbell.
Shirt found in Pyeongtaek, South Korea.

Erection connection directions

posted on 28 Oct 2011 in Adult Engrish

Set your BIOS to Auto-Erection

Photo courtesy of Evan.
Found in a computer case manual.

One size fits all…if size matters to you.

posted on 14 Oct 2011 in Adult Engrish

Proud sponsor of the Olympic Kegel team.

Photo courtesy of Giovanna Fernandez.
Spotted in Seoul, Korea.

Coitus gratis

posted on 30 Sep 2011 in Adult Engrish

A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of groin…

Photo courtesy of Anthony Hopson.
Found at a discount clothes store in Hong Kong.

Sh!t down and shat up.

posted on 23 Sep 2011 in Adult Engrish

In the meantime, please wash your hair in the toilet…

Photo courtesy of Michelle Rybak.

Don’t tell me you are educated…

posted on 9 Sep 2011 in Adult Engrish

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Spotted on the street in Tokyo.

Let me defrag your SCSI drive, baby

posted on 26 Aug 2011 in Adult Engrish

2.7″ wide? We’re gonna need some K-Y…

Photo courtesy of Jitender Shekhawat.
Found at electronics showroom in Delhi, India.

Go on, have a shit

posted on 29 Apr 2011 in Adult Engrish

We were gonna just use goose down, but this was cheaper…

Photo courtesy of Victor Stock.
Found at furniture store in Okinawa, Japan.

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