Is it that time already?

posted on 20 Nov 2009 in Adult Engrish

Photo courtesy of Anna Steven.
T-shirt found in Odaiba, Tokyo.

I’d rather just flush…

posted on 13 Nov 2009 in Adult Engrish

Photo courtesy of Jimmy.
Typo on hotel laundry price sheet.
Should read “suit”.

Fuck Off

posted on 6 Nov 2009 in Adult Engrish


Photo courtesy of Leslie W.
Found in Japanese fashion magazine.

Batteries not fucking included…

posted on 30 Oct 2009 in Adult Engrish

Photo courtesy of Ewan Brain.
Sign for vibrator at an adult shop in Japan.
Admittedly not ‘Engrish’ by the strictest standards,
but ‘Engrishy’ (out of the ordinary) enough to post here.

I wouldn’t dream of it…

posted on 23 Oct 2009 in Adult Engrish

Photo courtesy of Karrie Chen.
Teapot in a hotel in Xuancheng, China.
Chinese says: “Please don’t boil (burn) dry”

Child’s Shirt

posted on 16 Oct 2009 in Adult Engrish

Photo courtesy of Lisa Castellani.
Shirt found on child in China.

Please shit here instead…

posted on 25 Sep 2009 in Adult Engrish

Photo courtesy of Shaun Laubman.
Sign found outside restaurant in Kyoto, Japan.

In a league of his own…

posted on 18 Sep 2009 in Adult Engrish

Photo courtesy of Michael Chou.
Seen in Shinjuku, Tokyo subway station.

Fucking eh!

posted on 11 Sep 2009 in Adult Engrish

Taken by yours truly in Harajuku, Tokyo.

300 Shits

posted on 4 Sep 2009 in Adult Engrish

Package of paper towels found in Iraq.
Photo courtesy of Mike Masse.

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