Glorious bastard

posted on 21 Dec 2012 in Adult Engrish

Photo courtesy of Didem Aydurmus of Chinadrops blog.
Photo of box containing 10 matchboxes – found in Fenghuang, China.
The character for “sun” and “to fuck” are the same in some cases.

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  1. DrLex | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 1  

    Yippee-ki-yay, Mao.

  2. Droll not Troll | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 37  Subtract rating 0  

    What a Maofo!

  3. Pectolatra | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 1  

    I bet.

  4. combat_rock | 10:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 50  Subtract rating 1  

    And a warm, benevolent presence in our ass.

  5. Jellychop | 2:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 1  

    “Red fucker in Our Heart” syndrome begins with Maoist heartburn.
    But what comes out the other end will make you take a great leap forward!

  6. Big Fat Cat | 3:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s the real cause of the Cultural Revolution.

  7. John D | 5:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 2  

    Don’t let the sun go down on me!

  8. Droll not Troll | 10:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Am I the only one thinking of that Star Star song by the Rolling Stones?

  9. jjhitt | 3:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 1  

    Proudly stolen from the Proletarian Peoples Revolutionary Love Hotel.
    (Practice Safe Sex and Dialectical Materialism)

  10. jjhitt | 3:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 1  

    I don’t know where I would be able to wear it (church, maybe), but this would be a great shirt.

  11. Chris | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    You magnificent bastard!

  12. faulty wiring | 12:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 32  Subtract rating 2  

    40 million dead can’t be wrong!

  13. Rick Garrett | 4:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    From the makers of “Hong Kong 97’?

  14. Long Tom | 9:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 1  

    Maybe this was written by someone who survived the Cultural Revolution and the Great Leap Forward, and was intentionally meant to be read as such.

  15. Anne | 4:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 36  Subtract rating 0  

    Lust in translation.

  16. Big Fat Cat | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Imagine all those people chanting this in front of The Great Chairman Mao during the Cultural Revolution day and night. What a sight!

  17. mickeygreeneyes | 6:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    Why did they leave out “mother”?

  18. Biff the Understudy | 10:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 2  

    Mao had a heart fetish? Eeeww!

  19. FoxTrax | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 4  

    He suuuuuuuuuurrre is.

  20. coffeebot | 5:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 3  

    His Little Red Book was actually blue.

  21. Chigboy | 6:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Be careful of your virgin asshole, caiptalists

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  24. Shiki | 10:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    This is actually a bad translation. The sentence below in Chinese means “Chairman Mao is the red sun in our heart”

  25. bateer | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    从百度点进来的,支持一下

  26. kaen06 | 7:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    我来看看,欢迎不欢迎?

  27. zengda | 7:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    不错,不错,看看了!

  28. 易路营销软件 | 6:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    来看看你,祝好!

  29. 1834949098 | 6:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    看看您的博客!

  30. 814220543 | 5:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    年中快乐!

  31. Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 9:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    S’okay. Many of us feel the same way about Ted Turner.

  32. 增达信购 | 11:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    虚心学习!!

  33. 蒂欧娜 | 7:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    我就是随便看看!

  34. QQ595425502 | 12:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    博客不错,嘎嘎!

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ROFL MAO!

  36. 九州套图 | 9:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    来看看咯~

  37. 增达网QQ-33092290 | 1:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    真是时光荏苒!

  38. 增达网 | 1:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    受教了!呵呵!

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