Again will be the day when hell freezes over

posted on 14 Dec 2012 in Adult Engrish

Photo courtesy of George Caspary.
Found in Hangzhou, China.

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  1. DrLex | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 1  

    That’s all folks!

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 1  

    *radio static* It will be a shit day if I ever fuck you again! Over. That is all. *crackle*

  3. JohnZ | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The Swedish Academy said Mo Yan was awarded the Nobel prize because he described wonderfully the harsh lives of chinese people. Guess they haven’t discovered the guy who writes the texts on chinese T-shirts yet.

  4. Mr. Wrong | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Brusquely said the coprophile as she scanned the horizon for incoming sewage, ignoring all entreaties from the assembled hamsters.

  5. krysto4 | 11:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 1  

    “How do you feel today?”
    “Read the shirt.”

  6. Big Fat Cat | 12:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @JohnZ: Mo Yan is the secret author behind those T-shirt quotes.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 12:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Confucius would also write that if he lives in this age.

  8. Nonsuch Ned | 12:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Worst Buddy Holly song ever

  9. Classic Steve | 12:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Pardon the interruption; these are our morning announcements….

  10. Jellychop | 8:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Bullshit!
    I’ll see you again when we go to the piss room; it’s in Hangzhou too.
    And it definitely won’t be like shit.
    Over and out.

  11. iLock | 9:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    What you can’t see is the knife she’s holding up.
    Today is that day!

  12. yrb | 11:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    Is that all?

  13. RJF | 12:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    honesty is not always the best policy

  14. Droll not Troll | 1:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    First draft of the lyrics for Pink’s “Blow Me”.

  15. jjhitt | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    10-4, Bitch.

  16. Pectolatra | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I just wanted to know what time is it…

  17. Sparky | 9:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    How do you really feel?

  18. Chuck | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    and that’s quite enough.

  19. faulty wiring | 1:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    And may I say how I’ve missed you too, my dearest sweetpea

  20. Tats | 4:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    At the urging of his publisher, Charles Dickens reluctantly changed the line to “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times,…”

  21. Biff the Understudy | 10:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    kerchunk “QSL, you’re 5-9, 5-9 in Colorado. This is KA0XTT, go ahead….” skrikk

  22. Doctor Q | 9:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    How to get a Divorce: Step 1

  23. Lodger | 11:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Laugh? It sounds like my marriage

  24. Enclave | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Well what do you expect with THAT attitude?!?

  25. zerima | 2:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry I asked…

  26. Pratik | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s great to find sooneme so on the ball

  27. Ryo | 6:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

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  28. Ivonete | 5:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

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