Conscientious dog is tired of doing everything

posted on 30 Nov 2012 in Adult Engrish

My paw just can’t work the baggies…

Found in China.

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  1. DrLex | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 28  Subtract rating 0  

    Please, before it hits the fan!

  2. Droll not Troll | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    Clean it? With a bit of effort you can polish it! They did it on Mythbusters.

  3. Biff the Understudy | 11:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 3  

    I don’t think shit can be cleaned, it’s sort of inherently dirty. “Clean shit” is sort of like the notion of dehydrated water or detoxified poison.

  4. Mr. Wrong | 7:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 2  

    Is that a chair? I’m not sitting in that chair!

  5. Mr. Wrong | 8:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 2  

    Nothing worse than dirty shit. Yes, please lick it clean and then go visit my ex-wife.

  6. Mr. Wrong | 3:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    Quick! Which mountain do the shit masters hold court on? There’s a steaming pile on my porch, and it looks really dirty.

  7. Mr. Wrong | 3:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Zen and the Art of Shit Cleaning: Canine Version

  8. Mr. Wrong | 6:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t think we’re in Kansas any more, Toto.

  9. faulty wiring | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 0  

    As soon as you take off that ridiculous t-shirt

  10. Zakawer | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    Shit cleaning…. seems legit…..

  11. Sparky | 9:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 2  

    Clean shit? Oximoron… just like Army Intelligence.

  12. Huggzie | 7:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    I think that ridiculous t-shirt gave the doggie head trauma by cutting blood circulation to its brain!

  13. Biff the Understudy | 10:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    If I were you I’d trade in the t-shirt for a diaper.

  14. Mr. Wrong | 3:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Grasshopper, when the shit is ready to be cleaned, it will appear in your pull-up.

  15. Enclave | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, I do everything for the cross-eyed doggie with the stupid t-shirt!!!

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