Lonely? Try the Fap-puccino

posted on 9 Nov 2012 in Adult Engrish

I got your venti right here…

Starbucks ripoff found in Liuzhou, China.

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  1. Pectolatra | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 0  

    Sex tapes are our specialty.

  2. krysto4 | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 25  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought this was in Hollywood…

  3. Ben | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    For that price, it ought to come with benefits.

  4. Japifer | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 1  

    I prefer Fukin’ Donuts myself…

  5. Jellychop | 1:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 1  

    May the fucking force be with you.

  6. Pat | 4:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Of course they do!

  7. emmma | 4:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I await the the T-shirt. ‘Pure Honest Star Fucks’

  8. Mr. Wrong | 6:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    The Rolling Stones played that one in 1973.

  9. Hawkboy72 | 9:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Watch out for the large frothy ones

  10. jjhitt | 2:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 0  

    What do you mean by “leave room for cream?”.

  11. combat_rock | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    For that little “pick me up” to start your day…

  12. Long Tom | 7:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this the headquarters for a “National Enquirer”-type tabloid?

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 30  Subtract rating 0  

    And that, children, is how galaxies are born.

  14. JohnZ | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    And, like the Big Bang, in the end of the process a lot of energy and matter was expelled, creating new stars.

  15. Sparky | 9:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Coffee for groupies.

  16. Biff the Understudy | 10:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Now that was some high-class porn. Their Carrie Fisher look-alike was spot on.

  17. Bob T | 9:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    More support for big bang theory.

  18. Snufleupagus | 8:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    How much for a “Full body” latte with extra foam?

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 3:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    – How much?
    – Two fucks, please.

  20. Scolopax | 9:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After years of making fun of bad games from the past, the Angry Video Game Nerd opens his own coffee shop.

  21. anonymous | 7:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Have sex with stars here!

  22. […] in the court of public opinion, and let it die a natural death – the way that it apparently has in other situations (warning: not for children, clergy, or those who get the vapors easily when viewing shocking […]

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