Igneous cocks

posted on 16 Dec 2011 in Adult Engrish

Go light on the basalt…

Photo courtesy of tonbabydc.
Found at a restaurant in Shanghai, China.

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  1. Jellychop | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Blasting? Well I guess you gotta do whatever it takes to get your rocks off.

  2. faulty wiring | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to the stage, Justin Bieber!!!

  3. Classic Steve | 9:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I don't know that variant of rock-paper-scissors.

  4. jjhitt | 12:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Once a chef walked into a bar full of mining engineers…

  5. Chuck | 8:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    She took me for granite.

  6. sparky | 9:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Rock on!

  7. Davey8 | 4:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not the size of the ship, but the motion of explosion!

  8. iLock | 10:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Does the rock shoot lasers?

    …Can the cock shoot anything?

  9. Biff the Understudy | 3:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I wince and cross my legs every time I read that.

  10. Devils Advocate | 11:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    From now onwards, to save your little asset from being rock blasted, you are gonna try out each and every enlargement product advertised in your spam box.

  11. JohnZ | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, we can make jokes about cocks being blasted by rocks, about that eastern topic of small cocks, or whatever… BUT AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT SEES ROCKS MIXED WITH THE FOOD?

  12. mickeygreeneyes | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not enough that I have a three-incher? Do you have to blast the poor thing with chunks of granite as well?

  13. Huggzie | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Im curious about the technique of blasting one’s cock with a rock!

  14. consultant | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh that poor cock, got rock blasted!

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