Igneous cocks

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   Jellychop | 4:14 am |  Vote: 5   0  

   Blasting? Well I guess you gotta do whatever it takes to get your rocks off.

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   faulty wiring | 4:28 am |  Vote: 6   0  

   Welcome to the stage, Justin Bieber!!!

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   Classic Steve | 9:22 am |  Vote: 3   0  

   I don't know that variant of rock-paper-scissors.

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   jjhitt | 12:43 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

   Once a chef walked into a bar full of mining engineers…

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   Chuck | 8:45 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   She took me for granite.

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   sparky | 9:19 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

   Rock on!

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   Davey8 | 4:16 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

   It’s not the size of the ship, but the motion of explosion!

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   iLock | 10:08 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

   Does the rock shoot lasers?

   …Can the cock shoot anything?

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   Biff the Understudy | 3:30 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

   I wince and cross my legs every time I read that.

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    Devils Advocate | 11:12 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    From now onwards, to save your little asset from being rock blasted, you are gonna try out each and every enlargement product advertised in your spam box.

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    JohnZ | 8:17 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    Yeah, we can make jokes about cocks being blasted by rocks, about that eastern topic of small cocks, or whatever… BUT AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT SEES ROCKS MIXED WITH THE FOOD?

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    mickeygreeneyes | 6:13 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    It’s not enough that I have a three-incher? Do you have to blast the poor thing with chunks of granite as well?

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    Huggzie | 7:27 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    Im curious about the technique of blasting one’s cock with a rock!

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