Open wide!
posted on 9 Dec 2011 in Adult Engrish
“No, it’s not a pickup line! I really am the custodian of all babe’s hearts!”
From a hospital in China.
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Dammit! I knew I'd taken a wrong turn! Now I'll never find the cock and balls examination area
All fetuses who fail the cunt exam will have their hearts jailed!
Pat Robertson / Simon Cowell / Kyle Sandilands / Piers Akerman enter here
My lawyer says I still get them on weekends.
"Calling Doctor Wang…"
The signmaker isn't real good with medical terms. He also refers to mammography as "titty pics" and the Proctology dept. as "a**hole inspection".
Please, keep your pants on ma'am. We call it that because the nurse is a total twat.
The Observation Room is for those who like to watch.
ObGyn – Oh boy, Got you naked !
Non-cunts just leave your phone number at the front desk and you’ll receive a call from the uh..doctor..sure that’s it.
i just have to use this one!
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist. So she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang aid, “OK, take off your crose.” The woman did as she was told. “Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room.” Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, “OK, now craw reery, reery fast back to me.” So she did.
Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, “Your probrem vewy bad, you haf, ‘Ed Zachary’ Disease, worse case I ever see, dat why you not haf sex or dates.”
Confused, the woman asked, “Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?” Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eyes and replied, “Ed Zachary disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass.”