Erection connection directions

posted on 28 Oct 2011 in Adult Engrish

Set your BIOS to Auto-Erection

Photo courtesy of Evan.
Found in a computer case manual.

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  1. JohnZ | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    The second lesson will be how to plug USB male and female connectors together.

  2. DrLex | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Step 1. Remove the floppy dick from the drive.

  3. FatKenney | 5:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I've always found it much easier to install a hard dick than a floppy one.

  4. FatKenney | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    Error. Cannot install dick. I have a headache.

  5. Classic Steve | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Doesn’t sound very hard to me. Wait, is that length or diameter?

  6. Davey8 | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    *My* drive's TWELVE inches! It's from RonCo, a division of JeremInc!

  7. MingTheMerciless | 11:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Only 3.5 inches? I hope that the case is very loud and flashy to overcompensate.

  8. Davey8 | 12:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    I have a *TWELVE* inch drive! It's from RonCorp, a division of JeremInc!

  9. EWM | 3:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    testing

  10. anonymous | 3:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I need installation of floppy dick drive too.

  11. Davey8 | 9:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    There! Voted my own comment down for the double post.

    Seriously, how long does it take for my browser to show the comment was posted? Sheesh! Computers, am I right folks? 😀

  12. faulty wiring | 1:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    'The birds & the bees' talk for the cyber generation.

  13. Bill Gates | 12:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    One of those miniaturized Japanese drives.

  14. California | 12:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Make sure your underwear doesn't cover the cooling fan.

  15. Tenshi | 3:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    Instructions on how to install a 3.5″ hard dick, eh? My ex’s must have written this manual. O_O

  16. sparky | 11:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it in yet?

  17. flashboxx | 1:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is actually the exact case I have for my computer. Now I have to go look and see if I can find the manual!

  18. Dennis | 3:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s Asia afterall.

  19. Huggzie | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Its amusing how a floating hand does the installation of the hard dick drive…

  20. Biff the Understudy | 10:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Huggzie: Thing has been taking night classes in IT management. And, perhaps, erotic massage….

  21. missingNO. | 2:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Instructions unclear; dick stuck in motherboard.

  22. PeeBee | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    3.5″? Don’t bother. I’ll stick with the 5.25″.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well … It must be hard!

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