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posted on 17 Dec 2010 in Adult Engrish

Photo courtesy of Ami Lundberg.
Spotted at Osaka Aquarium, Japan.

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  1. Kengrish | 3:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Where is the Engrish here? Isn't the phrase on that shirt a line from a movie?

  2. jjhitt | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Been hanging out with Elmo?

  3. faulty wiring | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    You read my mind

  4. DrLex | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    Baby wants to fuck!

  5. Salome | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Smell you you smelly smell . . . . of the thing that smells smell.

  6. Bill S. | 6:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    Bitter over her flat butt.

  7. Dr.T | 11:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I'm not sure if this really qualifies as "Engrish". This t-shirt can be found everywhere in NYC. It's almost as common as I <3 NY.

  8. john | 5:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    you can buy this shirt in the UK, not sure if it's a film quote but it's also on the back of a metal band's shirt

  9. Bill Gates | 8:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It is actually a quote from the movie Blue Velvet, so it really isn't Engrish. Sure makes for a great kids' toy!

  10. Yannush | 12:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The phenomenon of Japanese T-shirts with English inscriptions is worth researching. Though basically correct English, they are either dirty 'n' offensive, or completely nonsense, or they are random sentences brutally ripped out of context (like the cute "I Hate Myself And I Want To Die" shirt). Who designs them? Is it possible that Jap T-shirt designers use random phrases they overheard on the radio or TV and they do not think much about their meaning?

  11. DragonLady | 3:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    It is so very possible: that's the way iit's done!

  12. Elle | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    That word is her WHOLE vocabulary…

  13. Singlemalt | 7:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Not 'Engrish' at all. As others have posted, it's available at any t-shirt shop in NYC. And as one post pointed out, it's a line from the movie "Blue Velvet."

  14. Ammenna | 6:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    All right, love, I only wanted to know where ther toilets were!

  15. Erna | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    the rudest of rude!

  16. kim | 7:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Aregato, baby! My prace ol youls?

  17. Sparky | 9:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Front of shirt:

    Have a Nice Day!

  18. Connor Murray | 6:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The back of her shirt is actually lyrics from a song called “You Suck” by Strapping Young Lad. Absolutely no Engrish here.

    Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFpqbHUiabc

  19. Duncan Barr | 11:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just got back from Glasgow.

  20. zankhanaversace | 3:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Well thank you very hard.

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