Ow…honey…you’re in too deep.

posted on 10 Dec 2010 in Adult Engrish

Never on the first date…

Photo courtesy of Songphol A.
Menu found in Beijing, China.

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  1. DrLex | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah, f**k intestines, who needs them anyway? Intestines are overrated.

  2. jjhitt | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Number 16 … What it comes with is NOT an egg roll.

  3. jjhitt | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    All of a sudden, the stir fried cattle river doesn’t sound so bad.

  4. Andy9 | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    Actually, f**king a liver feels more like the real thing. At least that’s what a friend told me.

  5. jjhitt | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    How to order chitlins in China.

  6. Classic Steve | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At least they're up front about the food giving you GI problems.

  7. Yannush | 12:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Why "fuck intestines"? Why not "copulate with guts"?

  8. william griffin | 1:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    took me 20 seconds to realize they meant duck intestines !
    but the stir fried cattle river blew me off my chair ROTFLMAO!

  9. Chris Palladino | 4:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    yea. tried that last week. for the next couple of days i was firy ass. i would recommend just going with the sand chicken.

  10. AAA | 6:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The Chinese says "Duck intestines". Well fuck a duck!

  11. coffeebot | 6:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A simple “no thank you” would suffice…

  12. alexmagnus | 3:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    …until exploded.

  13. Polyshot | 3:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …until it exploded!!

  14. FatKenney | 5:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Strictly out of curiosity I tried the number 16. Sure enough, now my intestines are f***ed.

  15. Lollerskate | 11:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    "Fuck the intestines! They can fill up my ass!"

  16. Figure.10 | 3:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah! I never liked those things much, myself.

  17. DragonLady | 4:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why a duck? Why not a chicken?

  18. iLock | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fuck Fuck Intestines!
    I'll have the soup, thanks…

  19. adrasl300 | 1:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait if fuck is a mistranslation of dry. Why would you want to eat dry intestines?

  20. Sparky | 9:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not until we go to movie and drinks first.

  21. Robert Coates | 5:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just start at the bottom and work your way up.

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