BAM! Food’s ready…

posted on 13 Aug 2010 in Adult Engrish

Photo courtesy of K.B.
The Chinese character for “dry” can also have a vulgar
meaning and is consequently often mistranslated as “fuck”.

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  1. jjhitt | 3:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 1  

    Hot, hard, fast, rough, kinky and extra crispy

  2. jjhitt | 3:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Now you know how the Crispy Duck gets split in half.

  3. jjhitt | 3:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I'd like the duck and a roll of duct tape, please.

  4. Salome | 3:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Thanks for the explanation. Now, please explain 'until exploded'.

  5. jjhitt | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Sour Chicken, Happy Duck.

  6. DrLex | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    The cook must have one hell of a stamina if a whole table orders that dish.

  7. Firstborn | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    There's no better to way explode a duck than this! Not even the temple of the exploding chicken!

  8. algernon | 6:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    It wasn't in the temple was it.

  9. Someone | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    That must be ALOT of sperm. Not to mention the time to clean it all up afterwards…

  10. pauloo | 11:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    I can only imagine the sauce that accompanies the exploded duck…

  11. barry ballew | 2:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    For those of us tired of “screwing the pooch”

  12. FatKenney | 2:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    "POPPED it's cherry? I scattered pieces of it all over the room!"

  13. rgtg | 2:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    After exploded, pork the stork.

  14. jjhitt | 5:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Rectum? It didn't just wreck them, it blew them to pieces!

  15. Twitchy | 5:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Was it on the menu at this place?

  16. Bear or Bust | 7:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Donalds favourite restaurant.

  17. c.l | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    why are the prices in euros? where was this pic taken (which the captions didn't tell us yet)?

  18. Hektor | 12:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Wait, so "fuck" was originally supposed to mean "dry" here? So they mean "Dry the duck until exploded"? How is that any better!

  19. Dudette | 7:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    The chinese caption meant to say 'dry stir-fried duck'.
    Fxxk=干, which can mean 'fxxk','dry,arid' to 'to do, doing'
    explode=爆 which means stir-fry in this context.

  20. Awwwesome | 2:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    That damn temple just can't leave those poor birds alone…

  21. Edward | 3:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 6  

    I don't get this one.

  22. Twisted_Colour | 5:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    鸭子 ya zi is also slang for a male prostitute.

    Fuck the male prostitue until exploded.

  23. Led Robster Man | 6:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    What, are we giving up pork? That's just fowl.

  24. Cobi | 10:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Wait this isn't the ranch dressing

  25. P.R. | 11:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, at least it's well done.

  26. Chad | 11:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  


  27. combat_rock | 6:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    What a strange method of tenderizing the meat.

  28. @lucyrickyalex | 11:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 2  

    Fa la la la la; la la, la la!

  29. Purplehound | 4:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    It's a simple matter of food safety to make sure your fowl is well done…

  30. frank | 1:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    that's the problem with simplified Chinese. They simplified it too much so one word can have multiple meanings and multiple pronunciation. Traditional Chinese does not have this problem because the two words are different in meaning and pronunciation.

  31. Polyshot | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Fucking dumbass… go fuck the duck!!

  32. Buraidragon | 8:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, but where is the side of imploding pork I ordered?

  33. Jerry Busbee | 2:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    The Euros symbol means that it's in Europe somewhere. The fact that they attempted an English translation means that it's probably one of the countries outside of the UK in Europe where English is common. I'd think the most obvious answer would be Ireland.

  34. abohemiansrhapsody | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Comes with white sauce garnish.

  35. angela | 11:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually "dry" and "fuck" are the same character only in simplified text – hence the confusion of the translation. Dry frying is the technique here – involves heating a lot of oil and pan frying something without a lot of sauce (from my limited culinary knowledge). This type of frying is a sort of 'explosion' because when you drop anything into hot oil they all kind of make small explosions… Hope this elucidates matters somewhat :)

  36. Sparky | 9:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    A farmer has 3 sons, one day he decides to give them each a duck to go sell.
    The first son goes into a local market, and after much barganing and hassling gets 5 dollars for the duck. He returns back and tells his Dad, who says “Great job son, lets have a beer”
    The second son takes his duck and goes all the way to the city market and manages to get 15 dollars for his duck, he goes back and tells his Dad, and the Dad says “Great show son, lets have 2 beers”
    The third son also goes all the way to the city to sell his duck. But instead of going to the market he goes to a whore house, where he finds an all-right girl and asks to have sex, but all he has is this duck.
    The girl agrees and they go at it. After they finish the girl says it was so good, she’ll give him the duck back if they do it again, and the son agrees.
    After this he leaves the whore house, but as he is doing so the duck gets away, runs into the street, and is run over by a truck. The driver runs out and sees the awestruck son, and says “I’m so sorry, I’ll give you 40 dollars for your duck” and the son agrees.
    The son returns back home and his father asks “What did you get for your duck son?”
    “Well Dad, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and for 40 bucks, I got one fucked up duck.”

  37. Toast and Jerry | 3:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hi, Dad! Mom and I are back from visiting Grandma! Where’s my pet duck?”

  38. Derp | 1:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Jerry Busbee restaurants in for example Mallorca and other tourist driven places also has this. I saw a lot of engrish in Mallorca when I was there..

  39. TC | 10:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    So many guys just take use the duck for their own pleasure and never consider its own satisfaction, so, this is really good advice on how to be thoughtful with that special duck in the kitchen.

  40. Enclave | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Ducks must take a hell of a action till the point where they explode! I mean… so much friction and pressure…

  41. Robert Coates | 5:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Lucky duck. I know how it feels.

  42. Autymn D. C. | 8:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “fuck bang duckling”

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