Don’t worry about it – it is cool!

posted on 9 Jul 2010 in Adult Engrish


Photo courtesy of Alex MJ.
Found on an imported wig label from China.

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  1. Firstborn | 3:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Goes to show that acupuncture will not only improve your sex life but it will bag you an empress.

  2. Lenin | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Potemkin and Orlov couldn't have said it better.

  3. jjhitt | 11:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    The Emperor is not going to like this.

  4. beechoak | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    The Empress just can't seem to get enough… especially when you're combing her hair with a knitting needle…

  5. beechoak | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For drying, you get haiku…

  6. beechoak | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Washing instructions by Gollum. Let it soak just a few minuteses more, my Precious Empresseses…

  7. jdddd | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    What the fuck is he trying to sell to us ?????????????

  8. Jellychop | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    "It is cool to fuck the empress,"
    I hope so; since electricity isn't allowed she doesn't have many other options.

  9. DrLex | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess adding vegetables to shampoo must be somewhat like f*cking nature. But it’s not as cool as f*cking the empress.

  10. Consuelo | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    With the empress, all you need are shampooed vegetables and a few minuteses, and you're in!

  11. gbear | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl, but she doesn’t have a lot to say……

  12. Chuck | 10:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Since there's no electricity, can we shoot the shit by candlelight ? Yes, me and the fucking empress.

  13. tioli | 2:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The empress doesn't need a vegetable…I think she is cool to fuck with a magic towel and some woman joy sex oil.

  14. JoBob | 10:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s ok! It’s cool with the empress

  15. ngyonghan | 11:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    "Sounds like some rough rap music lyrics there!" 😀

  16. Zemin Jiang | 7:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 2  

    天啦,怎么翻成这样了啊!

  17. Lollerskate | 10:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    At least we don't get to fuck just the Empress' hair this time…

  18. Jim | 2:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Whire I arways enjoy a good empress-fucking, the emperor arways seems to get even and I end up doubry-fucked.

  19. pauloo | 11:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The empress has to keep up appearances, therefore anyone who is cool and fucks her must comb her sex hair back into proper position, lest her boring, fat emperor husband finds out of her infidelities.

  20. Toast | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Go ahead… Do it. It's cool.

  21. bIrqul | 2:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Now the EMPEROR, however… People point and laugh if you get with him, he's kind of a loser.

  22. John | 11:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    It's just manners to comb back the empress to her original hair style.

  23. Joe | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    What sort of government lets you fuck the empress with a steel needle?

  24. Dr. Ivo Robotnik | 2:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is cool to **** Empress Wu of China

  25. Dedguy | 8:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    i'd like to give a "nature cool fuck" a try. I'd imagine its something like taking the empress to a picnic out in the woods on a sunny day with a nice breeze.

  26. Sparky | 10:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Please don’t squeeze the empress-but it’s cool to fuck her. And to the Emperor: Fuck you!

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