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Found on an imported wig label from China.
Goes to show that acupuncture will not only improve your sex life but it will bag you an empress.
Potemkin and Orlov couldn't have said it better.
The Emperor is not going to like this.
The Empress just can't seem to get enough… especially when you're combing her hair with a knitting needle…
For drying, you get haiku…
Washing instructions by Gollum. Let it soak just a few minuteses more, my Precious Empresseses…
What the fuck is he trying to sell to us ?????????????
"It is cool to fuck the empress,"
I hope so; since electricity isn't allowed she doesn't have many other options.
I guess adding vegetables to shampoo must be somewhat like f*cking nature. But it’s not as cool as f*cking the empress.
With the empress, all you need are shampooed vegetables and a few minuteses, and you're in!
Her Majesty’s a pretty nice girl, but she doesn’t have a lot to say……
Since there's no electricity, can we shoot the shit by candlelight ? Yes, me and the fucking empress.
The empress doesn't need a vegetable…I think she is cool to fuck with a magic towel and some woman joy sex oil.
It’s ok! It’s cool with the empress
"Sounds like some rough rap music lyrics there!" 😀
At least we don't get to fuck just the Empress' hair this time…
Whire I arways enjoy a good empress-fucking, the emperor arways seems to get even and I end up doubry-fucked.
The empress has to keep up appearances, therefore anyone who is cool and fucks her must comb her sex hair back into proper position, lest her boring, fat emperor husband finds out of her infidelities.
Go ahead… Do it. It's cool.
Now the EMPEROR, however… People point and laugh if you get with him, he's kind of a loser.
It's just manners to comb back the empress to her original hair style.
What sort of government lets you fuck the empress with a steel needle?
It is cool to **** Empress Wu of China
i'd like to give a "nature cool fuck" a try. I'd imagine its something like taking the empress to a picnic out in the woods on a sunny day with a nice breeze.
Please don’t squeeze the empress-but it’s cool to fuck her. And to the Emperor: Fuck you!
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