PSST–use it with the magic towel…

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   jjhitt | 3:22 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Hello? Housekeeping? This spray isn’t working.

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   beechoak | 3:56 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   What… you’ve never heard of a “manwhore?”

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   beechoak | 3:57 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   ♪♫ Shake, shake, shake! Shake, shake, shake! Shake your condom…♫♪

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   beechoak | 3:59 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   We offer a condom shaking service for 10 Yen… Come here, Big Guy! Let me get that for you…!

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   beechoak | 4:00 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Bath article… could you be a little more specific…?

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   beechoak | 4:01 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   And then the Magic Towel makes all the evil cooties disappear…!

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   beechoak | 4:02 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   And the Traveller’s mate would be like a blow-up doll…?

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   beechoak | 4:03 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Room Service by Ms. Porn

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   jjhitt | 6:07 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Gloss! Hot damn! I love gloss!

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    jjhitt | 6:07 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Whatever the Traveler’s Mate is, I bet it has a hole in it.

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    jjhitt | 6:09 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Magic Towel is like Magic Carpet Ride, only much shorter.

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    SF | 7:52 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’m puzzled by the socks.

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    Alix | 6:24 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    You know it will be a wild night when you need to use both the men’s and women’s socks.

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    Algernon | 11:47 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I didn’t realise that a man had a c%#t

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    beechoak | 5:35 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    For replenishment?!?? How much are you going to be going through?

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    Fish | 8:56 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    … Men AND women?

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    repetitious | 11:00 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    What’s the rates for groups of ten or more?

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    Chassit | 8:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Sorry to break this to you guys, the “Traveller’s Mate” here is a disposable razor, which comes with some shaving foam by the sound of it (Chinese part). No, it doesn’t have a whole. Hey you mister, don’t press your funny thing onto it. That hurts.

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    Chassit | 8:33 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Nah, sorry, typo. *Hole*, not *whole*.

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    Pedro | 11:35 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    I love my man C*nt, I’d love it even more if I had the faintest where it was.

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    FatKenney | 6:04 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    I have to shake all the man joy out of my condom.

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    Bruce | 7:36 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’m puzzled by the socks.

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    poka | 1:54 am |

    LOL where was this at, a love hotel?

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    Geezer | 5:37 am |

    Is that Man joy sex oil the same as cocking oil sold in the Japanese supermarket?

    I don't want to watch porn tv, is there any Yan Cun't Cock reply tonite?

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    blah | 9:50 am |

    Cunt cleaning spray? So THAT'S what you're supposed to use with My Inside Cleaner….

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    Marcello | 7:51 pm |

    Man it sucked when I left my cunt cleaning system at home. I'm glad I stayed at this hotel!

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    jobob | 5:15 am |

    who needs underwear with the shake condom and the cu*t cleaning spray??? I mean the socks, I totally understand

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    JE. | 6:20 pm |

    Dude, can I borrow some "Cunt Cleaning Spray"?

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    pauloo | 7:21 pm |

    Gloss…bath articles…socks… this hotel really covers all the fetishes.
    This must be the only hotel with its own prostitution service.

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    BILLY MAYS | 12:19 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE REVOLUTIONARY SHAKE CONDOM: THE ONLY CONDOM THAT VIBRATES WHILE YOU MAKE LOVE, ENSURING A MORE PLEASURABLE EXPERIENCE FOR YOU AND HER, EVERY TIME! STOP MESSING AROUND WITH EXPENSIVE GELS AND JELLIES THAT DON’T WORK! CALL NOW!!

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    galleybox | 4:52 pm |

    i can offer a full cunt cleaning service.competetive prices,no job too big….or too small.

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    Awwwesome | 3:05 pm |

    Is there a limit to how many traveller's mates you can consume?

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    .NetRolller 3D | 5:08 pm |

    I wonder how long it will take before Acer (the maker of TravelMate) sues them…

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    John | 11:36 am |

    How first-worldly of them to include the male population which consumes cunt cleansers!

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    Purplehound | 4:23 pm |

    Cunt cleaning spray? I wish my ex had known about that. I can see the Billy Mays scream-pitch with this product:

    HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE REVOLUTIONARY CUNT CLEANING SPRAY, OXYPOON: WATCH AS IT USES THE POWER OF OXYGEN TO POWER OUT THOSE STUBBORN STAINS AND STRANGE ODORS…

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