I think I need a diagram…

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   jjhitt | 3:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Fire thruster at full power!

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   jjhitt | 3:33 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Psychic contraceptives. I guess you have to buy them at Whole Foods.

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   jjhitt | 3:51 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Time after time for 2 minutes with the thruster….
   It’s prepackaged foreplay.

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   beechoak | 5:19 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   It can also kill multi-pathogeny…you know, like the “other one,”… etc., etc., etc….

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   Blaze | 5:24 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   8 hours after injection!?! Well, I can’t compete with that!

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   DECMATH | 6:39 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Really, I only visit this hotel for the Articles.

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   pounce | 7:33 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Rub in cunt time after time with forepart of thruster! That’s some great sounding advice!

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   Chuck | 8:05 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Thruster not included.

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   Ageless | 12:25 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Words can kill, if written in a good enough article.

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    MingTheMerciless | 7:46 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I suppose that this product is unsuitable for usage by Jewish men as the forparts of their thrusters are typically removed.

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    Anna Rexia | 9:48 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Great. Now America is processed in China too?

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    Cleanlily | 10:05 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Nothing’s a mood killer like dry scratchy dirtylily.

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    Cleanlily | 10:06 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    @Ming or the majority of U.S. men beefs in America with no casings!

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    Jon | 1:20 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I own this product for real. It was in my hotel room at the Jieling Ming Du in Changzhou, China. My buddies and I couldn’t stop laughing, photo’s did not do it justice, so I paid about $5USD to treasure it forever! I still break the box out at parties, though I’ve never even opened it before. My wife refuses to rub iy on her cunt…

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    pommeree | 8:42 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    ” … avoid prolonged contact with skin.”

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    Josh | 10:56 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    “Rubbing in cunt time after time” is what got us into this mess in the first place!

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    Josh | 10:56 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Also – “forepart of thruster” (he he)

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    Mr Sirius | 6:09 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Harmful or Fatal if swallowed…..

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    poka | 1:58 am |

    Lol it does seem useful though

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    weiming | 9:31 am |

    After rubbing the cunt with the forepart of my thruster time after time for 1-2 minutes, I'm pretty much done so…

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    Jet | 11:33 pm |

    Not a diaGRAM, a diaPHRAGM!

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    FUNFUN | 11:30 am |

    It's a kind of a non-taste cleanlily….unlike the tasty dirtylily….which is why you use the forepart of the thruster to rub it in.

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    Vis | 12:05 pm |

    non-fillip. THANK GOD!!

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    jim | 9:01 am |

    at least its non fillip!

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