Want some potassium, bitch?

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   John Tranbo | 3:29 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   …With an enema bomb!

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   beechoak | 4:48 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   “Blow” is just a figure of speech. It would actually work better if you sucked the banana.

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   beechoak | 4:49 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Who’s up for some chocolate-covered bananas?… with nuts!

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   beechoak | 4:50 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Oh, honey, that’s not whipped cream on that banana split…

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   beechoak | 4:50 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   … with a cherry on top!

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   beechoak | 4:50 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   You may want to peel me first…

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   beechoak | 4:51 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Careful… it bruises easily.

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   beechoak | 4:52 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The damndest thing is, if it doesn’t see any action in five days it turns soft and black!

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   Blaze | 5:21 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I love you bunches!

   They still use love to mean f*ck, right?

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    Blaze | 5:22 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Best way to get to the creamy, sweet center? It ain’t pullin’ on the peel.

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    Nemo | 7:39 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    So, is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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    dangevin | 9:27 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Sorry, fruits only.

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    Roxy_Is_Ferox | 2:55 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Oooooohhhhhh…. as long as with SWEET CREAM surrounds it,

    WWWWHHHHYYYY NOT??????

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    Gaisey | 8:08 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    hey,who want this chocolate lolilipop wth coconut juice haha.
    just halla back lemme get it for u now.

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    DieselDragon | 7:47 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Blow me, and grow me… (Think about it! )

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    DieselDragon | 7:47 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    * – Caution: May contain nuts.

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    Lollerskate | 11:32 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Split my Banana!

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    DieselDragon | 4:18 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    It’s a small, off-duty, Czechoslovakian traffic warden!
    (Any fellow Red Dwarf fans’ll get the joke! )

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    onoaididanto | 5:56 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    THIS part with the banana was NOT covered in Health Class….

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    fixit | 12:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    the shirt you wear in an Elton John concert.

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