I’d rather just flush…

posted on 13 Nov 2009 in Adult Engrish

Photo courtesy of Jimmy.
Typo on hotel laundry price sheet.
Should read “suit”.

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  1. jjhitt | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ladies shit always costs more.

  2. beechoak | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yo, mo-fos! I got a mess o’ laundry and shit to be done!

  3. beechoak | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We have a pile of blouses over here, and a pile of skirts over here, and a big pile of shit over there!

  4. beechoak | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    E before R except after S

  5. beechoak | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How much to clean two pieces of shit?

  6. kringo | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For those whose shit still stinks

  7. Blaze | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought I told you to clean this shit up!

  8. beechoak | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Aw, damn it! I forgot to pick my shit up from the cleaners!

  9. Yugan | 5:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Howard Hughes washed soap, these people launder shit!

  10. Alix | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Next time your dad says “clean this shit up,” you know who to call.

  11. kringo | 9:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes: but can they handle 300 like the Iraqis?

  12. DieselDragon | 12:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    1,100 Yuan for THAT?
    …And there was me thinking that the loos at Kings Cross were expensive! :o

    [P.S: +10 thumbs up for the page/article title! :) ]

  13. DieselDragon | 12:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d like to see Daz washing powder get *this* load whiter than white… :D

  14. Lollerskate | 12:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No wonder it’s so expensive! As the old saying goes: “You can’t polish a turd”.

  15. Chuck | 11:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lollerskate: I don’t wanna sound anal, but you can polish a turd! See Mythbusters episode 113.

    http://mythbustersresults.com/episode-113-end-with-a-bang

  16. Lollerskate | 1:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Haha! Yeah, I saw it too! Good find :D Then the saying should be changed to “You can polish a turd… it’s just so goddamn expensive!”

  17. DieselDragon | 3:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At first glance, this may seem expensive…But this is the cheapest law-shit I’ve ever seen! :)

  18. Roronoa Zoro | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One Piece costs 1050 Yen. Then why did the Straw Hat Pirate Crew suffer for?

  19. kitsune | 10:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    At that price, it better be good shit.

  20. kitsune | 6:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you dry clean shit, what’s left when you finish?

  21. Eric | 12:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually the Mythbusters did an episode about this myth…apparently you can polish a turd. This bill really brings new meaning to an article of clothing being an expensive POS :-D

  22. Mabdulhakim | 3:00 am |

    LOL

  23. Gryff | 8:13 pm |

    Re: Roronoa Zoro

    I guess Luffy didn't realize all he had to do was get some dry cleaning. The Grand Line was a red herring.
    Now we know, and knowing is half the battle.

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