Fuck Off

posted on 6 Nov 2009 in Adult Engrish


Photo courtesy of Leslie W.
Found in Japanese fashion magazine.

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  1. beechoak | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Somehow lately I get the feeling my girlfriend wants to break things off…

  2. beechoak | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The anti-social subculture is becoming a little more obvious…

  3. beechoak | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “What are you trying to say?…”

  4. beechoak | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When a restraining order just doesn’t seem to be enough…

  5. beechoak | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What NOT to wear to a first date…

  6. beechoak | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    After spending all day filling out job applications, Abbey was mystified nobody called her back in for an interview.

  7. beechoak | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That skirt doesn’t go with those jeans… and that sweater, well….

  8. Blaze | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, I think that girl over there wants you to ask her out.

  9. Someone | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No, YOU fuck off!

  10. iesophaguspayan | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If only mosquitos could read….

  11. kringo | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Ladies and Gentlemen: the Avril Lavigne post-divorce Fall line

  12. Alix | 7:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Kids today.

  13. Bob* | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A “No thanks” was enough o_O

  14. GoodGuy | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just to clarify, does that mean you’re not going to give me your number?

  15. Sam | 1:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For unwanted mates who are just too dense.

  16. Emu | 3:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just wait ’til you see what her panties say…

  17. xschevingx | 2:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Geez, sorry I called you emo!

  18. Repetitious | 9:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is she dating this guy?
    http://adult.engrish.com/2006/11/14/um-i-get-the-message/

  19. kitsune | 10:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now tell us how you really feel

  20. Kirk | 12:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and she wonders why she has no friends

  21. dave | 1:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “excuse me could you direct me to the…nevermind.”

  22. SPii | 4:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    so, this isn't engrish :S

  23. Sparky* | 10:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So what is it you're trying to tell me?

  24. MeLuvYouLongTime | 9:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And in other news, the child abduction rates have fallen dramatically.

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