Batteries not fucking included…

posted on 30 Oct 2009 in Adult Engrish

Photo courtesy of Ewan Brain.
Sign for vibrator at an adult shop in Japan.
Admittedly not ‘Engrish’ by the strictest standards,
but ‘Engrishy’ (out of the ordinary) enough to post here.

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beechoak | 3:44 am | Vote: 1 0

Let me guess… “Made in China”
dangevin | 4:48 am | Vote: 4 0

Someone’s playing Tic-Tac-Toe with his face.
dangevin | 4:51 am | Vote: 3 1

I’d be scared to insert anything from the dollar store into my vagina.
beechoak | 6:01 am | Vote: 2 0

It’s so fucking cheap, you’ll shoot your eye out, kid!
beechoak | 6:02 am | Vote: 0 0

It’s so fucking cheap, you’ll have seizures!
Nemo | 6:29 am | Vote: 5 0

Even more appropriately, “So, it’s cheap fucking!”
DieselDragon | 9:19 am | Vote: 2 1

This would make a perfect present for my ex girlfriend…
DieselDragon | 9:20 am | Vote: 0 0

The only guarentee they offer with this is that it’ll break within the first five minutes!
RiderLeangle | 10:17 am | Vote: 0 0

180 Yen?… Isn’t that like about a dollar or so (Well not exactly a dollar but close)….
I would think for that price you’d be getting a used one… from someone with thousands of STD…
Jellychop | 11:45 am | Vote: 4 0

If fucking were cheap this wouldn’t be necessary.
Mista Bob Dobalina | 1:02 pm | Vote: 1 0

The picture looks like that Nobita guy in the Doraemon anime series.
Bob* | 6:30 pm | Vote: 0 0

No pun indeed!
Ktisune | 7:31 pm | Vote: 1 0

And vice versa.
jnmcnally | 8:06 pm | Vote: 0 0

Not a caption – but they’re right – it is cheap!
KinkyTom | 6:49 am | Vote: 0 1

For the girl who wants lead in her cooch
Alix | 10:16 am | Vote: 1 0

Our prices are so low, you’ll poke your own eyes out in disbelief!
Lollerskate | 6:59 pm | Vote: 4 0

No, it doesn’t go in eye, kid…
Bear or bust | 9:11 am | Vote: 2 0

Putting the knob into Nobita.
Hardy | 9:24 am | Vote: 0 0

who the fuck need batteries?
Kris | 10:49 pm | Vote: 1 0

It looks like the nunchuck attachment from the Nintendo Wii…
Xenobiologista | 10:08 am | Vote: 0 1

Yeah, that does look like Nobita…that’s really disturbing. Maybe it’s from an episode where Doraemon helps him get a girlfriend.
Skully | 7:49 am | Vote: 2 0

At Sofa King, our prices are Sofa King cheap!
L.A. Kenji Ishikawa | 9:02 pm | Vote: 0 0

Nobita earn a lot of money seling those vibs with his face than the comics
Roxy_Is_Ferox | 1:17 am | Vote: 3 0

Nobita, you drrrty drrrty li’ll punk! I’ll gonna tell yer mom yer inner perversions… Surely, Jaian and Suneio will gonna bonk yer head, Shuzuka will slap ya out of disgust and Doraemon will simply cringe out of hullabaloo!
fixit | 12:11 am | Vote: 0 0

Oh yeah? you can get them cheaper at Goodwill.
Chris | 1:48 pm | Vote: 2 0

I can’t resist a fucking bargain.
lolmudkips | 8:51 am | Vote: 3 0

IT’S SO FUCKING CHEAP! FUCK YEAH IT IS! CAN YOU FUCKING HANDLE IT!? YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCKING HANDLE A PRICE THIS FUCKING LOW!? I DON’T FUCKING THINK SO, BITCH!
Jeff | 1:50 pm | Vote: 0 0

Then it’s just like my girlfriend! A match made in heaven.