Comments on: I wouldn’t dream of it…

By: Dingo

Dingo — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 07:05:57 +0000

I’ve often burned to fuck, but I’ve never fucked to burn

Ktisune — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:27:53 +0000

Hey Kettel… the pot just called you a whore.

Ktisune — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:13:33 +0000

Okay, teapot, even better advice. Not a good idea to screw something that lets off hot steam wile boiling water.

Ktisune — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 02:12:24 +0000

If that’s a lighter or an ashtray, then that’s probably good advice.

DieselDragon — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 09:39:24 +0000

Please not to intercourse on the carpet of room, the bed is provided for this purpose.

Lollerskate — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 07:02:53 +0000

That’s why the wang had to burn! Served hot in a teacup!

EricG — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 03:02:11 +0000

Warning label on the privates of dry women.

Chuck — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 23:16:56 +0000

” Doctor, it burns when I tea ! “

Carlos the Jackal — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 02:41:19 +0000

It seems that there’s a part of the kettle called the fuck. As in ‘you’re gonna boil the fuck out of that kettle!’

Alix — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:44:15 +0000

Try using lube instead.