I wouldn’t dream of it…

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   beechoak | 3:58 am |  Vote: 25   1  

   “Nurse, I said prick his boil! Not boil his prick!”

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   beechoak | 3:59 am |  Vote: 13   1  

   When I said let’s heat things up, this is not what I meant.

3. 

   beechoak | 3:59 am |  Vote: 20   1  

   A watched pot never fucking boils…

4. 

   beechoak | 4:00 am |  Vote: 16   2  

   If it burns when you fuck, they have a cream for that.

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   Blaze | 4:30 am |  Vote: 19   1  

   A pyromaniac with no resources and a nymphomaniac with a can of gas and a lighter walk into a bar …

6. 

   Alix | 9:44 am |  Vote: 19   0  

   Try using lube instead.

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   Carlos the Jackal | 7:41 pm |  Vote: 5   0  

   It seems that there’s a part of the kettle called the fuck. As in ‘you’re gonna boil the fuck out of that kettle!’

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   Chuck | 4:16 pm |  Vote: 17   0  

   ” Doctor, it burns when I tea ! “

9. 

   EricG | 8:02 pm |  Vote: 3   0  

   Warning label on the privates of dry women.

10. 

    Lollerskate | 12:02 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    That’s why the wang had to burn! Served hot in a teacup!

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    DieselDragon | 2:39 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    Please not to intercourse on the carpet of room, the bed is provided for this purpose.

12. 

    Ktisune | 7:12 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    If that’s a lighter or an ashtray, then that’s probably good advice.

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    Ktisune | 7:13 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    Okay, teapot, even better advice. Not a good idea to screw something that lets off hot steam wile boiling water.

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    Ktisune | 7:27 pm |  Vote: 4   0  

    Hey Kettel… the pot just called you a whore.

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