Batteries not fucking included…

posted on 30 Oct 2009 in Adult Engrish

Photo courtesy of Ewan Brain.
Sign for vibrator at an adult shop in Japan.
Admittedly not ‘Engrish’ by the strictest standards,
but ‘Engrishy’ (out of the ordinary) enough to post here.

I wouldn’t dream of it…

posted on 23 Oct 2009 in Adult Engrish

Photo courtesy of Karrie Chen.
Teapot in a hotel in Xuancheng, China.
Chinese says: “Please don’t boil (burn) dry”

Child’s Shirt

posted on 16 Oct 2009 in Adult Engrish

Photo courtesy of Lisa Castellani.
Shirt found on child in China.

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