Please shit here instead…

posted on 25 Sep 2009 in Adult Engrish

Photo courtesy of Shaun Laubman.
Sign found outside restaurant in Kyoto, Japan.

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  1. kringo | 3:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tach it up! Tach it up! Buddy gonna shit you down!

  2. beechoak | 3:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “LOOK OUT BELOOOOOOOOOW…!!!”

  3. Jay | 3:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This sign made me shit up and take notice.

  4. Big Fat Cat | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You are very welcome to park your SUV here and shit down.

  5. beechoak | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d give you the “heads up,” but that’s not really advisable…

  6. jjhitt | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Why shit down when it’s just as easy to fuck up?

  7. DieselDragon | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …And we don’t advise using the third floor, either!

  8. DieselDragon | 9:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you voted BNP in the last European elections, you can’t shit here…Your asshole’s in Brussels! :)

  9. DieselDragon | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Motorcycles and bicycles are prohibited, but cars and vans should be OK. :)

  10. Poisonous Gus | 9:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Scientists find the sign responsible for tubgirl.

  11. bigcaddy | 9:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    because people on the first floor complained alot

  12. JT | 12:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ok, ok, but don’t blame me when the shit hits the fan.

  13. snopes08 | 6:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …and don’t shit on the motorbikes, while you’re at it.

  14. Ktisune | 7:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t shit down, shit up?

  15. DaVince | 7:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Explanation: the sign says not to SIT down near the entrance. Of course, Japanese happens to have a shi instead of a si in the spoken language…

  16. Cobi | 10:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Fine, I’ll just go shit in the car!

  17. Josh | 11:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow. I’ve been doing it wrong my whole life. Except for that one time . . .

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