300 Shits

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   GoodGuy | 2:42 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   You know, I don’t give a shit, but I may sell a few hundred occasionally…

2. 

   GoodGuy | 2:43 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   I don’t care if they’re less than 1 US Dollar for 300, I still don’t give a shit.

3. 

   Kees | 3:30 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Results may vary when you have the runs

4. 

   Ageless | 3:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   For the bigger poo.

5. 

   coughman | 3:50 am |  Vote: 6   0  

   thats what happens when you dine in hell

6. 

   beechoak | 4:10 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   300 shits; 2,000 flushes… I think we’re covered.

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   DieselDragon | 4:47 am |  Vote: 0   1  

   I dunno what kind of food they have in Iraq, but this is making me think twice about trying a Middle Eastern diet…

8. 

   DieselDragon | 4:55 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   NOTE: Quantity stated is approximate, and your own mileage may vary.
   “300 Shits” is not guarenteed for Vegetarians and Vegans.

9. 

   kringo | 6:16 am |  Vote: 4   0  

   I don’t give a shit, but apparently the Iraqis give 300.

10. 

    Blaze | 9:31 am |  Vote: 5   0  

    The aftermath of the Spartans dining in hell.

11. 

    kringo | 9:37 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    Go to heaven – get 72 virgins.
    Go to hell – get 300 shits.

12. 

    Onoca | 9:59 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    These aren’t ’shits’. THESE. ARE. NAPKINS!!!!

13. 

    bigcaddy | 9:59 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    guaranteed for 300 poops, (warranty void after 301)

14. 

    Alix | 3:51 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Perfect for large gatherings!

15. 

    DieselDragon | 8:15 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    …Or just one *massive* one!

16. 

    Sparkly Boof | 9:28 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    or your money back!

17. 

    Sparkly Boof | 9:28 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The quicker picker upper!

18. 

    NeoPhobos | 2:36 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Oh geez…. for Allah’s sake man, I said sheets… SHEETS!!!

19. 

    KDE | 10:10 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’d heard it was easy to get the shits in Iraq. I see it’s true.

20. 

    Cysma | 5:06 pm |  Vote: 0   1  

    And all will know that 300 shits gave their last breath to defend our freedom!

21. 

    Choo-Choo | 11:06 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    They can only take so much crap from you.

22. 

    coffeebot | 7:38 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I knew it was a good idea to put that counter on the lid…

23. 

    Ktisune | 12:29 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I got the same thing from eating the chicken they sell at walmart

24. 

    engrishjunkie | 10:11 pm |  Vote: 0   2  

    I didn’t know camel jockeys used toilet paper???

25. 

    LOLACOLA | 2:06 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    THIS IS ENGRISH!!!!!

26. 

    Ktisune | 7:41 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Okay, was that 299, or 300? You’ve got to ask yourself, do you feel lucky punk?

27. 

    poorandangry | 9:08 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    yo, i love them shits!

28. 

    fixit | 11:51 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    Be sure to wash your hand after counting.

29. 

    Cobi | 10:57 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    That’s what you get for going on the Taco Bell diet.

30. 

    Casey Goranson | 8:21 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Spartans! Ready your arses and shit hearty… For tonight, we wipe in hell!

31. 

    Jeff | 2:51 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    …per hour? Not that fast, pal.

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