300 Shits

posted on 4 Sep 2009 in Adult Engrish

Package of paper towels found in Iraq.
Photo courtesy of Mike Masse.

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  1. GoodGuy | 2:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You know, I don’t give a shit, but I may sell a few hundred occasionally…

  2. GoodGuy | 2:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t care if they’re less than 1 US Dollar for 300, I still don’t give a shit.

  3. Kees | 3:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Results may vary when you have the runs

  4. Ageless | 3:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    For the bigger poo.

  5. coughman | 3:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    thats what happens when you dine in hell

  6. beechoak | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    300 shits; 2,000 flushes… I think we’re covered.

  7. DieselDragon | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I dunno what kind of food they have in Iraq, but this is making me think twice about trying a Middle Eastern diet… 😮

  8. DieselDragon | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    NOTE: Quantity stated is approximate, and your own mileage may vary.
    “300 Shits” is not guarenteed for Vegetarians and Vegans.

  9. kringo | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t give a shit, but apparently the Iraqis give 300.

  10. Blaze | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The aftermath of the Spartans dining in hell.

  11. kringo | 9:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Go to heaven – get 72 virgins.
    Go to hell – get 300 shits.

  12. Onoca | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    These aren’t ‘shits’. THESE. ARE. NAPKINS!!!!

  13. bigcaddy | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    guaranteed for 300 poops, (warranty void after 301)

  14. Alix | 3:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Perfect for large gatherings!

  15. DieselDragon | 8:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …Or just one *massive* one!

  16. Sparkly Boof | 9:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    or your money back!

  17. Sparkly Boof | 9:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The quicker picker upper!

  18. NeoPhobos | 2:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh geez…. for Allah’s sake man, I said sheets… SHEETS!!!

  19. KDE | 10:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’d heard it was easy to get the shits in Iraq. I see it’s true.

  20. Cysma | 5:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And all will know that 300 shits gave their last breath to defend our freedom!

  21. Choo-Choo | 11:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They can only take so much crap from you.

  22. coffeebot | 7:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I knew it was a good idea to put that counter on the lid…

  23. Ktisune | 12:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I got the same thing from eating the chicken they sell at walmart

  24. engrishjunkie | 10:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t know camel jockeys used toilet paper???

  25. LOLACOLA | 2:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    THIS IS ENGRISH!!!!!

  26. Ktisune | 7:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay, was that 299, or 300? You’ve got to ask yourself, do you feel lucky punk?

  27. poorandangry | 9:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    yo, i love them shits!

  28. fixit | 11:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Be sure to wash your hand after counting.

  29. Cobi | 10:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s what you get for going on the Taco Bell diet.

  30. Casey Goranson | 8:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Spartans! Ready your arses and shit hearty… For tonight, we wipe in hell!

  31. Jeff | 2:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …per hour? Not that fast, pal.

  32. Josh | 11:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    One cup.

  33. Camila | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I FULLY support yes to inecrase 8 oz penalty so everyone can learn how to take care of and manage their fish instead of neglecting them. Last year was an embarrassment in public so this is a wake up call.

  34. http://carinsuranceres.pw/rqbdsfdvx.html | 12:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Free knowledge like this doesn’t just help, it promote democracy. Thank you.

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