This shit is crazy…

posted on 28 Aug 2009 in Adult Engrish

Where’s my goddam chopsticks?

Photo courtesy of Barry Gavin.
Menu found at Korean restaurant in Fukuyama, Japan.

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DieselDragon | 2:22 am | Vote: 1 1

Now available in asylum canteens everywhere!
DieselDragon | 2:27 am | Vote: 1 2

Most companies let their staff take time off whilst having woman’s things…But here they seem to have found a way of making it profitable!
DieselDragon | 2:37 am | Vote: 2 0

I ordered the no. 23 from this place once before. But when the waiter came, he handed me several sheets of paper with loads of code printed on it, and told me that I needed to compile it myself!

Don’t get me wrong, the meal was rather nice…But nowadays I just download the source at home and save myself ¥750,- doing it!
beechoak | 3:53 am | Vote: 2 0

Kid’s Menu: Fucking Goofy Disney Pasta
beechoak | 3:59 am | Vote: 6 0

Hot Noodles with your choice of sauce: Mild, Honey BBQ, Medium, Teriyaki, Hot, WTF, Goddam, or Fucking Crazy.
beechoak | 4:33 am | Vote: 3 0

I like my noodles like I like my sex: Fucking Crazy Hot!
beechoak | 4:34 am | Vote: 2 0

“OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo, dat noodle fuckin’ clazy hot!”
beechoak | 4:38 am | Vote: 0 0

The source of the flavor can be traced back to the sweat generated from soy beans in our the fucking crazy hot noodles.
Nemo | 6:24 am | Vote: 1 0

I can’ t handle that much spice… I’ll have the gosh darn warm noodles, please.
Barry Gavin | 4:10 pm | Vote: 3 0

Speaking as the guy who took this photo, I can testify to being even more amused when the Korean waiter, who seemed to be pretty fluent in English, actually served me my ’super fucking crazy hot noodles’. I swear to god he actually said it! I’ll give you the name of the restaurant if you want to verify what I’m saying. Very good food too!
Lollerskate | 5:36 pm | Vote: 0 0

I don’t know how could I handle such hot noodle-on-noodle action.
Alcy | 6:07 pm | Vote: 0 0

Barry> Was it as fucking crazy as advertised?
Haifa | 7:21 pm | Vote: 0 0

I’d like to order your special, Fucking Mad Sushi, please
Someone | 5:39 am | Vote: 2 0

You would go fucking crazy as well if someone was trying to eat you!
Choo-Choo | 7:54 pm | Vote: 0 0

GODDAMN IT! THEY BURNED OFF MY FUCKING TONGUE AND JUST LAUGHED AT ME!
ming | 4:21 am | Vote: 0 0

Well, what do you expect in Fuk-u-ya-ma, Japan?

A “fucking crazy noodle” place!
Gene Vacant | 11:33 am | Vote: 0 0

So how good is the fuckin’ crazy bibimfuckin’bap?
chrispy | 8:26 am | Vote: 0 0

and they burned my damn mouth…
coffeebot | 7:39 pm | Vote: 0 0

Soap to wash your mouth out, 200 Won
Darin Smith | 5:16 am | Vote: 0 0

Too bad the good action is blurred out…
kevin | 9:35 pm | Vote: 1 0

Being a Korean myself, I can tell you that that noodle is indeed, “fucking crazy hot”. Depends on which restaurant, but it’s one of my favourite.
Ktisune | 7:10 pm | Vote: 1 0

Is the Korean Noodle Soup made with real Koreans?
Tina | 6:25 pm | Vote: 0 0

I am assuming that the #25 noodles are somewhat hotter than regular noodles.
Blaze | 5:44 am | Vote: 0 0

Where’s the beaf?
fixit | 11:48 pm | Vote: 1 0

Fucking Crazy Hot Noodle served with beef meatballs made from carefully chosen cattle with mad cow disease.
Cheryl | 3:55 pm | Vote: 0 0

Barry, I’d love to go to this restaurant–please give us the name!
Go Engrish!
lolmudkips | 8:58 am | Vote: 0 0

OH MY FUCKING GOD1!!! THAT FUCKING HOT NOODLE IS SO FUCKING CRAZY!!!! IT’S FUCKING EXTREME TO THE MAX!!!! IT’LL KICK YOUR ASS, FUCK YOUR MOM AND SHIT ON YOUR FUCKING DOG!!! IT’LL FUCK YOUR ASS, KICK YOUR DOG AND SHIT ON YOUR FUCKING MOM!!! YOU FUCKING BET YOUR ASS IT WILL, BITCH!!! YOU THINK YOU’RE EXTREME ENOUGH TO HANDLE THIS FUCKING CRAZY HOT NOODLE, BITCH!?! FUCK YOU, KEEP FUCKING DREAMING MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

FUCK YEAH!!!!!