This shit is crazy…

posted on 28 Aug 2009 in Adult Engrish

Where’s my goddam chopsticks?

Photo courtesy of Barry Gavin.
Menu found at Korean restaurant in Fukuyama, Japan.

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  1. DieselDragon | 2:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 17  

    Now available in asylum canteens everywhere!

  2. DieselDragon | 2:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 22  

    Most companies let their staff take time off whilst having woman’s things…But here they seem to have found a way of making it profitable!

  3. DieselDragon | 2:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 21  

    I ordered the no. 23 from this place once before. But when the waiter came, he handed me several sheets of paper with loads of code printed on it, and told me that I needed to compile it myself! :o

    Don’t get me wrong, the meal was rather nice…But nowadays I just download the source at home and save myself ¥750,- doing it! :)

  4. beechoak | 3:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 36  Subtract rating 1  

    Kid’s Menu: Fucking Goofy Disney Pasta

  5. beechoak | 3:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 52  Subtract rating 0  

    Hot Noodles with your choice of sauce: Mild, Honey BBQ, Medium, Teriyaki, Hot, WTF, Goddam, or Fucking Crazy.

  6. beechoak | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 32  Subtract rating 0  

    I like my noodles like I like my sex: Fucking Crazy Hot!

  7. beechoak | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 6  

    “OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooo, dat noodle fuckin’ clazy hot!”

  8. beechoak | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 2  

    The source of the flavor can be traced back to the sweat generated from soy beans in our the fucking crazy hot noodles.

  9. Nemo | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 43  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’ t handle that much spice… I’ll have the gosh darn warm noodles, please.

  10. Barry Gavin | 4:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 37  Subtract rating 1  

    Speaking as the guy who took this photo, I can testify to being even more amused when the Korean waiter, who seemed to be pretty fluent in English, actually served me my ’super fucking crazy hot noodles’. I swear to god he actually said it! I’ll give you the name of the restaurant if you want to verify what I’m saying. Very good food too!

  11. Lollerskate | 5:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 28  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t know how could I handle such hot noodle-on-noodle action.

  12. Alcy | 6:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    Barry> Was it as fucking crazy as advertised?

  13. Haifa | 7:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    I’d like to order your special, Fucking Mad Sushi, please :)

  14. Someone | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    You would go fucking crazy as well if someone was trying to eat you!

  15. Choo-Choo | 7:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    GODDAMN IT! THEY BURNED OFF MY FUCKING TONGUE AND JUST LAUGHED AT ME!

  16. ming | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 5  

    Well, what do you expect in Fuk-u-ya-ma, Japan?

    A “fucking crazy noodle” place!

  17. Gene Vacant | 11:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    So how good is the fuckin’ crazy bibimfuckin’bap?

  18. chrispy | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    and they burned my damn mouth…

  19. coffeebot | 7:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Soap to wash your mouth out, 200 Won

  20. Darin Smith | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Too bad the good action is blurred out…

  21. kevin | 9:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Being a Korean myself, I can tell you that that noodle is indeed, “fucking crazy hot”. Depends on which restaurant, but it’s one of my favourite.

  22. Ktisune | 7:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is the Korean Noodle Soup made with real Koreans?

  23. Tina | 6:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I am assuming that the #25 noodles are somewhat hotter than regular noodles.

  24. Blaze | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Where’s the beaf?

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