Fake? Fuck it!

posted on 31 Jul 2009 in Adult Engrish

Photo courtesy of Heidi Odom.
Hat found in Hiroshima, Japan.

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  1. Just Me | 9:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We also fake it when we f**k the fake s**t.

  2. DieselDragon | 10:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Translation: "I have a sexual preference for mannequins" 😮

  3. DieselDragon | 10:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The ideal head-piece for anyone who likes the idea of extreme sexual activities, but can't bring themselves to go all the way. 😉

  4. Jay | 2:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They’ll never let us near that novelty store again.

  5. Nulono | 2:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Great – another pseudofecophile!

  6. kringo | 3:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Great – another pseudofecophobe!

  7. Sparkly Boof | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yea…it’s called “not having a boyfriend.”

  8. beechoak | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No, no… the lyrics are “rock the casbah.”

  9. beechoak | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey-diddly-dee, the real shit’s for me! You can fuck the fakeshit!

  10. J-Luke | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t want to know what they do with the realshit…

  11. DieselDragon | 12:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …We only sell *genuine* sportswear in this store, and we offer a 100% no knock-off guarentee to prove it! :)

    [Incidentally, what happened to the two that I posted earlier? I wouldn’t have thoughgt them *too* vulgar for the adults-only section… 😐 ]

  12. DieselDragon | 12:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The perfect accompaniment to this shirt – http://adult.engrish.com/2008/10/10/it-is-pretty-shitty/ :)

  13. Alcy | 4:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This cap dedicated to the city of Los Angeles!

  14. theillien | 6:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tenga Cups are sold across the aisle.

  15. Gene Vacant | 6:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Goes well with the Pee Pee Poo Poo Music shirt.

  16. yubisloxanberg | 3:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Proof that implants are popular

  17. Lollerskate | 9:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Soviet Russia, Fake shit fucks YOU!

  18. W | 1:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    These caps are actually from Dope/Subcrew.

  19. kitsune | 10:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s this sticky white stuff all over the novelty fake dog poo?

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