Fake? Fuck it!

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   Jay | 2:03 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   They’ll never let us near that novelty store again.

2. 

   kringo | 3:55 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   Great – another pseudofecophobe!

3. 

   Sparkly Boof | 4:18 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Yea…it’s called “not having a boyfriend.”

4. 

   beechoak | 6:39 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   No, no… the lyrics are “rock the casbah.”

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   beechoak | 6:40 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Hey-diddly-dee, the real shit’s for me! You can fuck the fakeshit!

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   J-Luke | 7:13 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   I don’t want to know what they do with the realshit…

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   DieselDragon | 12:17 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   …We only sell *genuine* sportswear in this store, and we offer a 100% no knock-off guarentee to prove it!

   [Incidentally, what happened to the two that I posted earlier? I wouldn't have thoughgt them *too* vulgar for the adults-only section... ]

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   DieselDragon | 12:19 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   The perfect accompaniment to this shirt – http://adult.engrish.com/2008/10/10/it-is-pretty-shitty/

9. 

   Alcy | 4:58 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   This cap dedicated to the city of Los Angeles!

10. 

    theillien | 6:57 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Tenga Cups are sold across the aisle.

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    Gene Vacant | 6:01 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Goes well with the Pee Pee Poo Poo Music shirt.

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    yubisloxanberg | 3:25 pm |  Vote: 0   1  

    Proof that implants are popular

13. 

    Lollerskate | 9:44 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    In Soviet Russia, Fake shit fucks YOU!

14. 

    W | 1:36 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    These caps are actually from Dope/Subcrew.

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    kitsune | 10:58 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    What’s this sticky white stuff all over the novelty fake dog poo?

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