As long as it is unrecognizable…

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   jjhitt | 1:53 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Maybe you think it’s Finger Lickin Good, I’m trying to stay away from trans-fats, thanks.

2. 

   Kees | 2:02 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Hey, you said you wanted some hot cock tonight, so quit complaining and eat your Rooster McNuggets

3. 

   beechoak | 4:22 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   “Hey, Dickey!… Another Bobbitt Special!… extra dipping sauce on the side!”

4. 

   beechoak | 4:23 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   To-Go version: Dick-on-a-Stick

5. 

   jjhitt | 6:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   “When I said I want to eat some Italian, what I meant was….”

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   kringo | 6:33 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Guy should just see a doctor about that and stop bragging in menus.

7. 

   Alix | 8:11 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Oh, I see they have a cheating boyfriend section on this menu!

8. 

   Bill S. | 8:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Tastes like…snake?

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   pamela38 | 8:38 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   also, try the popcorn foreskins — They’re % kosher too!

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    DieselDragon | 11:49 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Ouch!

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    DieselDragon | 11:51 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Makes you wonder just what they get up to in the kitchens at Buger King…

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    wickedmind | 12:32 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    It gets bigger when you pick it up with your hands

13. 

    Sparkly Boof | 8:34 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Hmmm…the only way I HAVEN’T eaten it…worth a shot!

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    El_Duderino | 1:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    wait until you have the beer nuts!

15. 

    Just Me | 10:01 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    This gives a WHOLE new meaning to "McNuggets!"

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    Jay | 10:02 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Plumps when ya cook ‘em.

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    Gene Vacant | 6:00 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Prepared by the Sun Aloha leprosy office?

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    xschevingx | 4:30 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Brings a whole new meaning to eating someone else’s packed lunch…

19. 

    transformasian | 6:51 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    that must sting a little

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    Yugan | 7:01 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Lorena Bobbit works in the kitchen here.

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    jmac | 10:51 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Comes with some sour cream on the side!

22. 

    Badge | 8:24 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Wife: Told you not to fuck with me !!!

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    Badge | 8:26 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Deep fried cock, would you like it soft, semi or well done

24. 

    kitsune | 10:59 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Wow, it’s just like in the south, they’ll deep fry anything.

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    Fatih Tekke | 3:46 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I always wondered what happened to Luigi Coluccio after he was killed by the Mafia…

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    fixit | 11:30 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Deep fried, roasted — white meat, dark meat — — who cares ? I just wanna put it in my mouth !

27. 

    FFF | 3:57 pm |

    I don't think some people want it to be unrecognizable.

28. 

    CB3 | 11:30 pm |

    Oh, no wonder I heard a guy screaming from the kitchen when I walked in.

29. 

    kiki | 1:16 pm |

    …in most countries, rooster is called cock, cock du vin is old rooster slow cooked over x number of days

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