As long as it is unrecognizable…

posted on 24 Jul 2009 in Adult Engrish

Photo courtesy of Lachlan Pish.
Found on menu at Italian Restaurant in Kyoto, Japan.

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  1. jjhitt | 1:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe you think it’s Finger Lickin Good, I’m trying to stay away from trans-fats, thanks.

  2. Kees | 2:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, you said you wanted some hot cock tonight, so quit complaining and eat your Rooster McNuggets

  3. beechoak | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Hey, Dickey!… Another Bobbitt Special!… extra dipping sauce on the side!”

  4. beechoak | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    To-Go version: Dick-on-a-Stick

  5. jjhitt | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “When I said I want to eat some Italian, what I meant was….”

  6. kringo | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Guy should just see a doctor about that and stop bragging in menus.

  7. Alix | 8:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, I see they have a cheating boyfriend section on this menu!

  8. Bill S. | 8:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Tastes like…snake?

  9. pamela38 | 8:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    also, try the popcorn foreskins — They’re % kosher too!

  10. DieselDragon | 11:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ouch! 😮

  11. DieselDragon | 11:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Makes you wonder just what they get up to in the kitchens at Buger King…

  12. wickedmind | 12:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It gets bigger when you pick it up with your hands

  13. Sparkly Boof | 8:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Hmmm…the only way I HAVEN’T eaten it…worth a shot!

  14. El_Duderino | 1:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    wait until you have the beer nuts!

  15. Just Me | 10:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This gives a WHOLE new meaning to "McNuggets!"

  16. Jay | 10:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Plumps when ya cook ’em.

  17. Gene Vacant | 6:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Prepared by the Sun Aloha leprosy office?

  18. xschevingx | 4:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Brings a whole new meaning to eating someone else’s packed lunch…

  19. transformasian | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    that must sting a little

  20. Yugan | 7:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lorena Bobbit works in the kitchen here.

  21. jmac | 10:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Comes with some sour cream on the side!

  22. Badge | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wife: Told you not to fuck with me !!!

  23. Badge | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Deep fried cock, would you like it soft, semi or well done

  24. kitsune | 10:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow, it’s just like in the south, they’ll deep fry anything.

  25. Fatih Tekke | 3:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I always wondered what happened to Luigi Coluccio after he was killed by the Mafia…

  26. fixit | 11:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Deep fried, roasted — white meat, dark meat — — who cares ? I just wanna put it in my mouth !

  27. FFF | 3:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I don't think some people want it to be unrecognizable.

  28. CB3 | 11:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, no wonder I heard a guy screaming from the kitchen when I walked in.

  29. kiki | 1:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …in most countries, rooster is called cock, cock du vin is old rooster slow cooked over x number of days

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