I’m a bit narcissistic…

posted on 17 Jul 2009 in Adult Engrish

 

Photo courtesy of Maggie Ka Ka Lee.
T-shirt found in Shibuya, Tokyo.  

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  1. Jay | 2:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This early draft shows Phil Collins trying out new ideas, but it was still far away from the final version.

  2. DieselDragon | 2:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    I don’t love Rock and Roll,
    Don’t put another dime in the jukebox, baby…
    I don’t love Rock and Roll,
    So don’t come and waste your time, do not dance with me!

    [Misquoted from Joan Jett And The Blackhearts. :) ]

  3. DieselDragon | 2:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing says “I love Emocore” better… 😉

  4. DieselDragon | 2:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    I can’t dance,
    I can’t drive,
    I can’t get a girlfriend…

    …This shirt could only have been made for one of Ronan Keatings roadies! 😉

  5. jackie31337 | 2:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What does it say below “I like to jerk off”?

  6. beechoak | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, … and did I mention “Fuck Rock & Roll?”

  7. beechoak | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    well, at least there’s SOMETHING you’re good at…!

  8. gbear | 7:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s only Rock and Roll, but FUCK IT!!!!

  9. J-Luke | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like my brother-in-law allright….

  10. Sparkly Boof | 8:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “These are a few of my favorite things!”

  11. Bill S. | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Strange…I don’t recall ASKING you about any of this.

  12. Weaselbaby | 9:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That t-shirt should hook up with this one: http://adult.engrish.com/2007/07/20/ah-adolescence/

  13. Alix | 12:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And why is being a loser the fault of rock and roll? We will never know.

  14. Poisonous Gus | 3:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Viper room guestbook reveals Tipper Gore to be a regular visitor.

    Also reveals recent visits by P Diddy, the drummer from Def Leppard and PeeWee Herman.

  15. dangevin | 10:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I appreciate your honesty. No, I’d rather not shake your hand.

  16. dangevin | 10:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Ode to Pee Wee Herman”

  17. Alcy | 11:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Isn’t this regurgitated from a shirt that was posted here a few years ago, that time with considerably more pink glitter?

  18. DieselDragon | 3:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    > Alcy wrote:
    > Isn’t this regurgitated from a shirt that was posted here a few years
    > ago, that time with considerably more pink glitter?

    It certainly looks like it…The wording and literary skill looks the same and the whole attitude of the item is similar as well. I would imagine that they might’ve been created by the same designer. :)

    If anyone’s interested, the first one may be found here: http://adult.engrish.com/2007/07/20/ah-adolescence/

  19. Marc | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Too much information

  20. JohnB | 1:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    After all, I’ve loved rock ‘n’ roll for decades. We’re in a long-term relationship. Of course I fuck it!

  21. Lollerskate | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Where the hell is girl of Shaggy??

  22. Alcy | 1:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thanks! Yes, I like the original better. I’d probably wear either one, though…

  23. transformasian | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So have a fucking nice day

  24. H | 10:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Those are actually Richard Hell lyrics, I’m guessing he’s big in Japan?

  25. Blast | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    FUCK RAP, POP AND OTHER SHIT THAT IS MAINSTREAM!!

    ROCK N’ ROLL 4 EVER!!

    FUCK THE FUCKFACES THAT DON’T LIKE ROCK!!

    MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK, ROFL!!

  26. kitsune | 11:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank you for sharing now f**** off

  27. fixit | 11:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you like me to iron your shirt, Reverend?

  28. Anthy | 7:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Yeah these are Richard Hell lyrics, and you can actually buy this same shirt off his site. It’s not Engrish really.

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