Chunkily Penised Boys

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   Niagara Powered | 1:28 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   “It’s our “call-to-arms” boys. Helmets on… it looks like we’re goin’ in.”

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   Jay | 1:57 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   I’m not chunky…I’m just…uh…big boned.

3. 

   Kees | 2:09 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   “.. and remember, men! Don’t just do her right – do her good! Booyah!”

4. 

   dangevin | 5:43 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I get chubs for ballet dancers!

5. 

   beechoak | 6:08 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   See? Chunkily does matter!

6. 

   Blaze | 9:18 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Now move it soldier! Move it!

7. 

   Bill S. | 10:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   ‘Twas ever thus.

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   bigcaddy | 10:11 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   i can still do her well with a picasso penis

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   LatrobeRocks | 11:06 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   it still mattered whether you are chunkily-penised or skinnily-penised

10. 

    Alix | 11:26 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Next time I think a card that says “Slut ” would be just as affective.

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    JohnB | 11:39 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    New! Campbell’s Chunky Penis Soup!

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    theillien | 7:08 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    @Jay:
    I’m not chunky…I’m just…uh…big bonered.

    Fixed.

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    MrBill | 3:59 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    If all chunkily-penised boys do her good, she won’t be able to dance anymore.

14. 

    Anthony | 3:16 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Private fucking Pyle, a fucking CREAMPIE !!!

15. 

    Lucy | 12:02 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Does it say "sperm dumpster" on the back? (A la Family Guy)

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    Marc | 8:27 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Great, now I have to watch the weight on my penis too?

17. 

    O Danny Boi | 3:44 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    Is it OK if I’m only smoothily-penised?

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    chrispy | 8:28 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    i think im a chunkily penised boy..

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    DataPimp | 6:51 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I am getting chunkier by the minute just reading this.

20. 

    xschevingx | 4:37 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Do me right!

    DO ME GOOD!

21. 

    Chris | 3:15 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    So this is how don’t ask don’t tell works.

22. 

    Bousee | 8:24 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    And it STILL mattered

23. 

    Kenton | 12:29 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Nice shoes. Want my Chunkily Penis?

24. 

    dave | 1:58 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    a more true statement has never been uttered.

25. 

    Jeff | 7:09 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    If a chunky penis still matters for my girlfriend, i guess i’ll have to buy her a XL dildo…

26. 

    Josh | 11:55 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    The Chinese State of the Union address – at least they still have their priorities right!

27. 

    T. Tony | 11:12 pm |

    It's actually Korean

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