Make sure to wipe your hands afterward…

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   Kees | 1:49 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Funny, this… I usually get a crappy paycheck, here I get crap AND a paycheck!

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   beechoak | 3:50 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Check plate at Sam’s Crap House…

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   Big Fat Cat | 4:17 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Of course, it’s shit because I have to pay for this crappy food and services.

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   gbear | 5:13 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Found at a Chinese Walmart.

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   JohnB | 7:27 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   “Truth in advertizing” regulations appeared early in China’s experiment with free market economics.

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   Mirchev | 9:36 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   You go up in there man, you show him this shit and he sells you the finest dank dooog!!!

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   Nuclear Chauffeur | 12:27 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Thank you for your fucking business!

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   Lollerskate | 1:22 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   …And get along with it by the way.

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   Alcy | 1:25 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Uh-huh, this my shit…

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    bigcaddy | 4:52 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    …and dont forget all your personal shit!

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    DieselDragon | 5:14 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    To save time and for your convenience, payment may be made in the bathroom.

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    DieselDragon | 5:17 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    This is a good resturant. Although the food’s nothing to write home about, there’s plenty of it…And if you take that plastic thing up to the counter afterwards, they even give you cash for eating there!

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    DieselDragon | 5:18 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Yes, I know how they feel…I really hate paperwork, too.

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    ngyonghan | 9:21 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    “I don’t like this shit, and I have the right to refuse to pay for this!”

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    Alix | 9:37 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Honey, does this check plate smell funny to you?

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    fixit | 11:15 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    NOTHING, AND I MEAN NOTHING — IS FREE IN HONG KONG !

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