Arrgghhh Fuck

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   Kees | 1:49 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Arrr, that be not me leg that’s wood, m’lady

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   Toiletman | 2:48 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Great t-shirt for asexuals like me

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   dangevin | 5:12 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   That’s CAPTAIN Redpubes to you, me lass!

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   Salome | 5:40 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The Fukuoka Pirates try on their new team jersey.

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   Someone | 6:18 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Take a look at my giant parrot! No, not that one, I mean the one on my shoulder…

6. 

   beechoak | 6:18 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   “Do you have an inflatable parrot to go with this inflatable pirate doll?”

7. 

   beechoak | 6:20 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Well, blow me down!… Blow me up!… Blow me every which way!… Hell, just blow me!

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   Nash | 1:21 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Therefore you arrr

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   Onoca | 1:45 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Booty Pirate brand~

10. 

    bigcaddy | 1:57 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    i ‘ave more th’n a peg leg yah filthy wench

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    Mirchev | 2:06 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Many pirates lost their eyes in unspeakable ways…

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    Lollerskate | 2:38 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Ahoy! Show me some booty!

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    Niagara Powered | 5:59 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Female pirates are not known for their charm, discretion or desire to cuddle.

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    DieselDragon | 12:01 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    “Found in Fukuoka, Japan”

    …’Nuff said!

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    DieselDragon | 12:04 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Although not immediateley obvious, this shirt is actually a dating device for Cannibal Corpse fans!

    (And before anyone asks: Aye, I *do* happen to enjoy their music myself, too! )

16. 

    Bill S. | 5:21 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Whaddya want, a medal?

    (Was either that or, “Someone better get tested.”)

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    Kitty | 8:50 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I do it so well it’s deadly….poisonous

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    Blaze | 9:22 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Iffin yew kin handle it, there’s a whole plank down below wot needs polishin’.

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    Marc | 9:46 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Beware of Gay Pirates

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    Brent | 7:43 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I skull fuck? Oooo-kay.

21. 

    Kenton | 12:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Alas: Poor Horatio, I fucked him well.

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    Robart | 4:20 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    thats like showing off your STD

23. 

    fixit | 11:08 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    My job description in plain English.

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    Jeff | 7:03 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    This is what “the world of Marlboro” really looks like…

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    Shnapf | 7:56 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    skull fuck? no thanks.

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    Wile E. Coyote Super Genius | 12:33 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Is honesty really the best policy here?

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    Meg | 4:59 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Because “I (heart) Necrophilia” is just too damn long

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