Backwoods Gear

posted on 5 Jun 2009 in Adult Engrish

 

Photo sent in by Mike Hoffman.
Yellow Corn is a brand of clothing
accessories for motorcycles in Japan. 

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  1. J-Luke | 1:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess he has a soft-padded saddle…

  2. Twitchy | 1:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    No guessing who the meat was in that sandwich.

  3. Hoooola | 3:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess “Deliverance” has arrived in Japan. ROFL.

  4. beechoak | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Squeal like moo shu pork!… Squeal like moo shu pork!…”

  5. Kees | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing says ‘country’ like the new Bumfucked Hillbilly Backwoods Gear line.

  6. buccaneer | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “They took-r-buuuuums” (SouthPark Hillbillies)

  7. beechoak | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Wild Hogs of Japan fueled by Yellow Corn

  8. Alix | 6:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The jacket passed out to the staff and cast of Deliverance.

  9. DieselDragon | 8:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Badly informed newbie attends Hells Angels meet.
    Funeral to be held next Friday. 😉

  10. DieselDragon | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    A rather unfortunate (But funny) reminder that Google Translator is still in beta… 😀

  11. DieselDragon | 8:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “Ham Steak” = “Hog Roast” for the masses.

    The jacket for the rider who really wants to be “street”, but still can’t give up his Vespa. :p

  12. DieselDragon | 8:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    For a true test of strength, speed and sheer Bravery:
    . . 1: Take one Yellow Corn “Ham Steak” jacket – Brighter colours are best.
    . . 2: Place over shoulders and wear as per normal jacket.
    . . 3: Walk through any suitably crowded city in the state of Tennessee.
    . . 4: Bonus points if you manage to prevent yourself running for your life!
    😮

  13. Poisonus Gus | 10:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Britney Spears releases her first clothing line.

  14. Niagara Powered | 11:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Just as I was finishing my backwoods feast of ham, steak and corn, I suddenly realized that I was the only one still wearing pants. As they gathered around me with toothless grins, I sensed that I would not be enjoying the dessert.

  15. Yogesh Damle | 12:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    First he b**f***ed.
    He then pulled out.
    He then found yellow corn all over!

  16. MD | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    All catalog orders over $25 get free deliverance!

  17. JohnB | 9:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I see Ned Beatty has endorsed a clothing line!

  18. SteveF | 10:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    The company’s name used to Yellow Corn Hole

  19. Alex | 11:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “Nothing says Bumfucked Hillbilly like a Ham Steak in your Backwoods.”

  20. DU | 9:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    George Michael’s new outfit?

  21. Felicia Zhao | 5:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    MORE COOOORRRRNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. Sunshine Place | 5:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s so unusual about bumfucked yellow corn backwoods street hillbillies?

  23. fixit | 11:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    the things they do to the pigs when the chickens are not looking— no other explanation why their hams are tender and juicy.

  24. Curry | 1:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Gentlemen. Behold.

    CORN.

  25. Dingo | 11:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The latest Boy-Band from Yellowcorn.

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