Backwoods Gear

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   J-Luke | 1:07 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I guess he has a soft-padded saddle…

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   Twitchy | 1:27 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   No guessing who the meat was in that sandwich.

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   Hoooola | 3:08 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I guess “Deliverance” has arrived in Japan. ROFL.

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   beechoak | 4:06 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   “Squeal like moo shu pork!… Squeal like moo shu pork!…”

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   Kees | 4:17 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Nothing says ‘country’ like the new Bumfucked Hillbilly Backwoods Gear line.

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   buccaneer | 4:21 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   “They took-r-buuuuums” (SouthPark Hillbillies)

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   beechoak | 5:47 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Wild Hogs of Japan fueled by Yellow Corn

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   Alix | 6:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The jacket passed out to the staff and cast of Deliverance.

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   DieselDragon | 8:13 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Badly informed newbie attends Hells Angels meet.
   Funeral to be held next Friday.

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    DieselDragon | 8:17 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    A rather unfortunate (But funny) reminder that Google Translator is still in beta…

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    DieselDragon | 8:19 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    “Ham Steak” = “Hog Roast” for the masses.

    The jacket for the rider who really wants to be “street”, but still can’t give up his Vespa. :p

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    DieselDragon | 8:24 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    For a true test of strength, speed and sheer Bravery:
    . . 1: Take one Yellow Corn “Ham Steak” jacket – Brighter colours are best.
    . . 2: Place over shoulders and wear as per normal jacket.
    . . 3: Walk through any suitably crowded city in the state of Tennessee.
    . . 4: Bonus points if you manage to prevent yourself running for your life!
    

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    Poisonus Gus | 10:33 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Britney Spears releases her first clothing line.

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    Niagara Powered | 11:23 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Just as I was finishing my backwoods feast of ham, steak and corn, I suddenly realized that I was the only one still wearing pants. As they gathered around me with toothless grins, I sensed that I would not be enjoying the dessert.

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    Yogesh Damle | 12:46 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    First he b**f***ed.
    He then pulled out.
    He then found yellow corn all over!

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    MD | 6:18 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    All catalog orders over $25 get free deliverance!

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    JohnB | 9:39 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I see Ned Beatty has endorsed a clothing line!

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    SteveF | 10:04 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    The company’s name used to Yellow Corn Hole

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    Alex | 11:00 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    “Nothing says Bumfucked Hillbilly like a Ham Steak in your Backwoods.”

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    DU | 9:37 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    George Michael’s new outfit?

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    Felicia Zhao | 5:03 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    MORE COOOORRRRNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Sunshine Place | 5:22 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    What’s so unusual about bumfucked yellow corn backwoods street hillbillies?

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    fixit | 11:03 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    the things they do to the pigs when the chickens are not looking— no other explanation why their hams are tender and juicy.

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    Curry | 1:59 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Gentlemen. Behold.

    CORN.

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    Dingo | 11:16 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The latest Boy-Band from Yellowcorn.

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    Brandi | 8:46 am |

    http://brandioatmeal.tumblr.com/post/12075239278/...

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