Whoah, shit!
posted on 29 May 2009 in Adult Engrish
Found in Kansai, Japan.
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Whoa, I didn’t pay that kind of money to see these kind of shit in my trip!! I want my money back!!
“… on your left we have a whole lot of old shit dating back to the 14th Dynasty… and on your right, they’re building a whole lot of new shit directly across from the old shit which makes the whole thing just look like shit. Up ahead is the Information Hall of Shit where shit happens…”
Toilet break included
I’m more wondering about the Airport Limousine Bus Stop for Kix. What kind of limousines do they have here?
If I want to see shit, I’ll go out onto the grassy knoll behind the flat.
The consulate is located right next to the Shit Terminal.
Honey, get a picture of me with that shit.
This is the worst tour I’ve been on. All we’ve done is go to the bathroom.
This bus stops for all kinds of shit
What’s with the swastika?
I’m assuming that you don’t know the true meaning of the swastika. That’s not a Nazi swastika. The Nazi swastika is this one but backwards. Whenever someone sees a swastika they assume that it means “Nazi,” but in actuality it’s the Buddhist sign for love and mercy (when facing left). That’s why the temple is symbolized by it on this sign.
The ’swastika’-like symbol represents a temple in Japan. It is actually the reverse of the Nazi swastika (it goes the opposite direction):
http://brog.engrish.com/2008/10/17/swastikas-as-design-elements-in-japanasia/
Your driver today will be Joe Asshole. For a higher price, he’ll take you on the bullshit-free tour.
This trip is the shit!!
Originally, the locals scoffed at the idea of glass-bottomed boat tours at the sewage plant… until they had to give it its own bus stop.
Deja poop: the feeling that you’ve seen this shit before.
This tour reeks of ass
The bus tour was not as popular as the tourism board had first hoped and they kept receiving many odd complaints about a terrible smell.
our first stop on our tour will be a pond full of sinkers and floaters.
the next stop will feature a canoe tour of a lake of diarreah, swimming is an extra 250 yen.
First you say it, then you see it.
At Soviet bus stop, shit sees you.
When terrible traffic is just so bad it’s worth viewing.
After the worldwide popularity of 2 Girls 1 Cup, the Japanese Tourism Board figured Americans and Europeans would pay to see ANYTHING!
Hey, limo man!
Gotta have my Corn Pops!
I’ve never seen all this shit in a bus stop
The tour guide is really jaded…
Oh, boy! We can see some sh*t on the way to the Nazi temple!
The dimensions of that shit might not be to scale, though.
I’m aware that the “wheel” symbol is much older than the Nazi party (and that that particular symbol is both backward and rotated 45 degrees), but still: wouldn’t SOMEONE have realized that it MIGHT be taken the wrong way? It’s not like the bus stop typo, you’ve got to be almost willfully ignorant of the history of the 20th century not to make that connection.
@Bob: The symbol is quite common throughout Asia - check out this brog post:
http://brog.engrish.com/2008/10/17/swastikas-as-design-elements-in-japanasia/