Got a pen?

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   Niagara Powered | 1:32 am |  Vote: 5   0  

   - or other sins of the flesh.
   I will wear my cross and pray for you

2. 

   Kees | 2:19 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Tick the right options, then call the number on the back

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   gbear | 4:22 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   …..Then come on down to Rim Job Charlies for our Carnal Sins Saturdays

4. 

   Alix | 6:15 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Something tells me he’s not looking for a serious relationship right now.

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   beechoak | 8:16 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Is this a check list or multiple choice?

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   beechoak | 8:17 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   … then what…?

7. 

   theillien | 9:56 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   What about canoodling?

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   Dieseldragon | 10:43 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   …Then you can have a handbag like mine, too!

9. 

   Dieseldragon | 10:45 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Then press [F7] now – Your spelling obviously needs a little work!

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    Dieseldragon | 10:46 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’ve always considered gay pride and openness a good thing, but isn’t this guy being a bit *too* open?

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    Dieseldragon | 10:47 am |  Vote: 0   2  

    …Then move to London. You’ll love it!

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    Dieseldragon | 10:48 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    …Then don’t wear a shirt like mine, else the Police occurs with vigour! :O

13. 

    Yogesh Damle | 11:45 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    The copywriter blew his job, the office was talking about this blewjob!

14. 

    Mirchev | 12:27 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    … you can contact my secretary.

    She’s into that kind of stuff.

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    bigcaddy | 3:11 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    whoever made this shirt needs a diktionary

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    kringo | 3:12 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    then you may not get married in most U.S. states.

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    Lollerskate | 4:43 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    The back says: Then call 555-5555

18. 

    daji | 8:28 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I wonder if in the back you’ll find some contact info…

19. 

    daji | 8:29 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    @Lollerskate
    LOL
    Exactly

20. 

    H | 10:24 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    …you might be a redneck

21. 

    Anjy | 11:14 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    WAY better than newspaper personal ads!

22. 

    JohnB | 10:46 am |  Vote: 2   0  

    Behavioral scientists ultimately found the t-shirt survey to be an unsatisfactory substitute for more traditional survey methodology.

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    PB | 8:24 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    The copywriter blew his job, the office was talking about this blewjob!

24. 

    mx | 3:07 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    no bdsm options? what a prude

25. 

    Maiya | 10:30 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    ‘Then it calls me at: *phone number here*’

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    Asytia | 6:05 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    … then you’re a little too vanilla for my taste. Sorry?

27. 

    PinkBunny | 12:10 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Write to me and Escape!

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    Figure.10 | 12:52 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    But where is option “D- all of the above”?

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    DataPimp | 6:58 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Then please buy my Ham Steak Bumfucking Hillbilly jacket.

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    Bryan Lung | 9:48 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Anyone notice the Crucifix around his neck. I guess if you answer all of them yes then you must be a priest.

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    Eric | 10:08 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Then…….what?

32. 

    bridget | 8:43 am |  Vote: 1   0  

    The original Kinsey research method.

33. 

    Jim | 4:01 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    What the heck, he’s wearing a crucifix with this shirt?

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    fixit | 10:45 pm |  Vote: 2   0  

    Can’t you all see the signs? He’s going to be a Catholic priest !

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