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posted on 24 Apr 2009 in Adult Engrish

What are: “Things you offer a new girlfriend, in order,” Alex.

Photo courtesy of James Kim.
Found in Seoul, Korea.

27 captions

  1. Niagara Powered | 1:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Waitress – I’ll have the coffee, a beer and hold the cock.”

  2. Niagara Powered | 1:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    I SO want to be a waiter here on Ladies Night!

  3. beechoak | 3:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Kim’s Coffehouse, Carry-out and Adult Bookstore: Your one-stop shop!

  4. Mirchev | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy two beers, get a free dicking.

  5. Kees | 5:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You know, a well known Dutch saying is “Dikke lul, drie bier” (Fat cock and three beer), used when you think someone is talking bullcrap. Whoever wrote this is so convinced that this is crap, he threw in a coffee for good measure!

  6. Kees | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like a recipy for a long night…

  7. JohnB | 8:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “What are three things you can choke on, Alex?”

  8. Mark A | 11:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a bar sign or are you happy to see me?

  9. bigcaddy | 1:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    available at starfucks.

  10. Mad_Jester | 8:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    On a good day, what your girlfriend’s belches smell like.

  11. Alix | 8:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The neighborhood hasn’t been the same since the All Male Review opened last year.

  12. Neighbor | 6:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This cofee only has 3 cocks and one neighborhood!

  13. Lollerskate | 9:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And the wine and cigar??

  14. Belbecat | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Good honest advertising? A place named Coffee, Beer, Tits would be hugely popular I bet.

  15. Yogesh Damle | 1:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The correct name for the preparation is ‘Cream of Sem Yeng Gai’

  16. orapshi | 12:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    and all this time they led me to believe they were into fried chicken!

  17. Danaenae | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Oh darling, I’m just stepping out for a bit, do you want me to pick anything up for you from Coffee Beer and Cock?”

  18. Figure.10 | 12:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s see..

    check.

    check.

    …..damn.

  19. DaVince | 10:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And I thought they put cream in my coffee…

  20. Thor | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    When I asked for a creamy shot, I had been hoping for Baileys…

  21. Erin | 10:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now available for bachelorette parties!

  22. Lisa | 7:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Somewhere in the world, Starbucks just went up in stocks.

  23. zanzabar | 11:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    cum four coffee, stay for our cock

  24. fixit | 10:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Elton John and George Michael entered a pub. Elton John doesn’t drink coffee, George Michael doesn’t drink beer. So both ordered — cock.
    Also got one to go for Boy George.

  25. Had one, Had All | 12:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The Beginning, middle, and end of my day

  26. chris | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like a typical day at the playboy mansion

  27. Robert Coates | 6:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Address! Address! For God’s sake, give us the address to this place!

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