Fresh, strong, long.

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   Niagara Powered | 1:33 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   “Waitress – I’ll have the coffee, a beer and hold the cock.”

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   Niagara Powered | 1:37 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I SO want to be a waiter here on Ladies Night!

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   beechoak | 3:38 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Kim’s Coffehouse, Carry-out and Adult Bookstore: Your one-stop shop!

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   Mirchev | 4:40 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Buy two beers, get a free dicking.

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   Kees | 5:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   You know, a well known Dutch saying is “Dikke lul, drie bier” (Fat cock and three beer), used when you think someone is talking bullcrap. Whoever wrote this is so convinced that this is crap, he threw in a coffee for good measure!

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   Kees | 5:23 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Sounds like a recipy for a long night…

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   JohnB | 8:26 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   “What are three things you can choke on, Alex?”

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   Mark A | 11:25 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Is that a bar sign or are you happy to see me?

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   bigcaddy | 1:48 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   available at starfucks.

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    Mad_Jester | 8:02 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    On a good day, what your girlfriend’s belches smell like.

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    Alix | 8:38 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The neighborhood hasn’t been the same since the All Male Review opened last year.

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    Neighbor | 6:28 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    This cofee only has 3 cocks and one neighborhood!

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    Lollerskate | 9:26 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    And the wine and cigar??

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    Belbecat | 6:13 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Good honest advertising? A place named Coffee, Beer, Tits would be hugely popular I bet.

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    Yogesh Damle | 1:07 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    The correct name for the preparation is ‘Cream of Sem Yeng Gai’

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    orapshi | 12:55 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    and all this time they led me to believe they were into fried chicken!

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    Danaenae | 5:44 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    “Oh darling, I’m just stepping out for a bit, do you want me to pick anything up for you from Coffee Beer and Cock?”

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    Figure.10 | 12:59 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Let’s see..

    check.

    check.

    …..damn.

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    DaVince | 10:42 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    And I thought they put cream in my coffee…

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    Thor | 8:55 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    When I asked for a creamy shot, I had been hoping for Baileys…

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    Erin | 10:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Now available for bachelorette parties!

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    Lisa | 7:53 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Somewhere in the world, Starbucks just went up in stocks.

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    zanzabar | 11:34 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    cum four coffee, stay for our cock

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    fixit | 10:28 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Elton John and George Michael entered a pub. Elton John doesn’t drink coffee, George Michael doesn’t drink beer. So both ordered — cock.
    Also got one to go for Boy George.

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    Had one, Had All | 12:15 pm |

    The Beginning, middle, and end of my day

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