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posted on 17 Apr 2009 in Adult Engrish

Photo courtesy of Garry Hubble.
Snack found in Australia, made in China.

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  1. Kees | 1:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you’re going to be a spud’s stud, you might as well make it sweet

  2. Mirchev | 1:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    They rule this side of town, their rivals are The Sour Milk Twats from the east side.

  3. jjhitt | 2:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I see the ingredients, but where are the instructions? What am I supposed to do with this product after I take it home?

  4. jjhitt | 2:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    All fucks should have a “Best Before” date.

  5. J-Luke | 2:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t you love the perks of being sweet…

  6. ngyonghan | 2:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Woohoo! They are excellent-grade fu¢ks! 😀

  7. beechoak | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The new Southern-fried chick band… because the name “Dixie Chicks” was already taken…

  8. gbear | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Great, they misspelled approval.

  9. JohnB | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not unless it’s really, really sweet!

  10. John | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    … while the homely white potato sits home alone.

  11. Nemo | 9:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As opposed to the virgin olive oil.

  12. Rondnelly | 11:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    sb could plz teach-me how to fuck a potato sweetly? -q

  13. Niagara Powered | 1:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i wasn’t certain whether to buy into the hype for this product, until I noticed the “Double Dick” seal of approval over the bar code.

  14. Tasha | 4:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    How are the sweet potato f*cks this evening? Excellent!

  15. jjhitt | 4:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dont forget our other tempting flavors: Ranch Style Fucks, Flaming Hot Fucks, Jumbo Chunky Fucks, All Natural Fucks and Choco-Fucks.

  16. bigcaddy | 5:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    careful! this has crude spices!

  17. Aik | 6:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder what that “crude spice” is all about . . .

  18. Sparkly Boof | 7:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The mean potato puts you in hand-cuffs then takes all your money and leaves.

  19. Anjy | 12:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you coming? I yam!!

  20. Xila31 | 6:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And everyone thought grandma was buying the sweet potatoes to make pie….

  21. Vegans Volant | 1:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “Crude spices” is a mistranslation of “natural flavors.”

  22. sum yun gi | 1:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Do they wash them? Or are they dirty fucks?

  23. YinglishWarrior | 3:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Wow, I live at 76 Meehan St, Granville NSW, Australia, and there is no business at the above address.
    So much for Australian Import law.
    Keep those flucking potatoes out of our ecosystem

  24. Doug Jackson | 9:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder what you dip your fucks in?

  25. Ram | 11:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ya ma lady .. u can now forget those dumb ol carrots

  26. Rod | 4:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And the beets whack it

  27. DataPimp | 7:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Used in the movie Japanese Sweet Potato Pie

  28. Eric | 10:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You don’t realize it was a bad sweet potato fuck until the next morning

  29. fixit | 10:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    — but the yams and the beets that can’t leave the farm prefer to watch porno and masturbate!

  30. Robert Coates | 6:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s what makes them sweet.

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