Wake Up! Mother Fucker

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   Niagara Powered | 1:59 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Opening my eyes, my instincts told me that this date had gone on a bit too long.

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   Mirchev | 2:13 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   Yo, wake the mothafuck up, it’s me, Samuel Jackson.

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   Niagara Powered | 2:20 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   This shirt is half of a “his” and “hers” set. “His” shirt has an arrow and says, “I’m with this Belligerent Bitch”

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   beechoak | 3:41 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   Okay, in order for me to read this I have to be already awake!

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   beechoak | 3:42 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   CAUTION: Blurry vision may be a sign of sleepiness.

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   ashleigh | 10:33 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Where’s my fucking breakfast?

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   bigcaddy | 11:03 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   on back: GO BACK TO SLEEP SHIT HEAD!

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   Ima Lurker | 11:18 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Does this shirt possibly have anything to do with the JRocker known as J (bassist of Luna Sea)? That’s been his favorite phrase for some time. His personal website is also an acronym of this phrase (wumf.com).

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   JohnB | 2:22 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   The people from the Campaign to End Incest wondered why its benefit t-shirts were sellling so poorly…

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    Bob* | 2:57 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    wasn’t there a same old picture with a similar shirt on this page too?

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    Lollerskate | 4:46 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    It’s her mother.

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    Alex | 6:07 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The fat kid wears it better. http://adult.engrish.com/2007/07/16/wake-up-call/

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    Lollerskate | 12:17 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Ummm… I mean HIS mother, you know, of that scary kid…

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    Someone | 1:35 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    WAKE UP! MOTHER FUCKER, and answer me this question: do you speak english motherfucker!?

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    Anjy | 12:29 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Don’t even try to push the sleep button…

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    Alix | 3:14 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    And make me some damn eggs!

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    Clarity | 3:59 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Ima Lurker is correct- this is a slogan used by J (formerly of the Japanese band Luna Sea) for over a decade now. Though in my experience, most young Japanese are fully aware of what ‘fucker’ and ‘fuck’ means, it being cool and all to know English cuss words.

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    Lollerskate | 3:45 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    ENGRISH motherfucker do you speak it!?!?

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    mudkips | 11:19 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    English and MOTHERFUCKER! Did you tell that?

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    Aaron | 5:43 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Hey, that’s a song by an artist named Kennedy.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kennedy_(musical_artist)

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    Howdy | 12:57 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Alright mom, I’m up!

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    fixit | 10:09 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    — NO MORE QUENTIN TARANTINO DVD’s FOR YOU !!!

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