Call & Fuck

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   Ben | 12:40 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   In the background, Bill Clinton frantically scrambles for pen and paper to write down the phone number.

2. 

   George | 3:06 am |  Vote: 2   0  

   Call me
   Drug me
   Fuck me
   Dump me

3. 

   Kees | 5:26 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Judging by the percentage of heroin, I’ll be like fuck it

4. 

   farballoo | 6:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   And I thought I was a rebel in high school….

5. 

   kringo | 6:38 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   That looks like Andrea Mackris.

6. 

   Ben | 8:37 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I knew the Japanese have more advanced cell phone apps than we do, but I never dreamed…

7. 

   Ghost08 | 10:42 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   what to do with a phone on a friday night….
   hmmm

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   theillen | 2:10 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

   Isn’t that what the vibrate setting is for?

9. 

   bigcaddy | 2:23 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   i called, but they put me on foreplay!

10. 

    Xila31 | 7:46 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Only $9.99 for the first minute, but $999.99 each additional minute.

11. 

    Poisonus gus | 4:13 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I wasn’t sure if I could be like, ‘fuck it’ but then I thought, ‘fuck it, I will be anyway’ … then I realised I already was.

12. 

    JohnB | 9:59 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    “Escort services” dump discretion in advertising.

13. 

    Vegans Volant | 1:46 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    0.1% pencillin. Just in case.

14. 

    Anjy | 10:14 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    The only solicitors you don’t hang up on…

15. 

    Kelsey | 8:29 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    How can she take 999% Heroin with those skinny little arms?

16. 

    Nirvgardengod | 8:54 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Yeah Im like to fuck it anytime.

17. 

    Eric | 10:12 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Heroin and sex? I love you.

18. 

    IronMan | 10:22 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    My phone’s ready on my hand, dude!

19. 

    fixit | 9:43 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    –and she still wonders why she never get past the job interview!

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    Kanchan Kumar | 1:13 am |  Vote: 0   0  

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    Vishwa Yadav | 5:02 am |

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