Call & Fuck

posted on 6 Mar 2009 in Adult Engrish

 

Photo courtesy of Nikki Asaff.
Found on High School student in Japan. 

28 captions

  1. Ben | 12:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 2  

    In the background, Bill Clinton frantically scrambles for pen and paper to write down the phone number.

  2. George | 3:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 3  

    Call me
    Drug me
    Fuck me
    Dump me

  3. Kees | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Judging by the percentage of heroin, I’ll be like fuck it

  4. farballoo | 6:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And I thought I was a rebel in high school….

  5. kringo | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    That looks like Andrea Mackris.

  6. Ben | 8:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    I knew the Japanese have more advanced cell phone apps than we do, but I never dreamed…

  7. Ghost08 | 10:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    what to do with a phone on a friday night….
    hmmm

  8. theillen | 2:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Isn’t that what the vibrate setting is for?

  9. bigcaddy | 2:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    i called, but they put me on foreplay!

  10. Xila31 | 7:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Only $9.99 for the first minute, but $999.99 each additional minute.

  11. Poisonus gus | 4:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wasn’t sure if I could be like, ‘fuck it’ but then I thought, ‘fuck it, I will be anyway’ … then I realised I already was.

  12. JohnB | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Escort services” dump discretion in advertising.

  13. Vegans Volant | 1:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    0.1% pencillin. Just in case.

  14. Anjy | 10:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The only solicitors you don’t hang up on…

  15. Kelsey | 8:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    How can she take 999% Heroin with those skinny little arms?

  16. Nirvgardengod | 8:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Yeah Im like to fuck it anytime.

  17. Eric | 10:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Heroin and sex? I love you.

  18. IronMan | 10:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    My phone’s ready on my hand, dude!

  19. fixit | 9:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    –and she still wonders why she never get past the job interview!

  20. Kanchan Kumar | 1:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

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  21. Vishwa Yadav | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Enter text right here!

  22. sanjeev | 2:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    fuck talk

  23. sanjeev | 2:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    1231232

  24. qaseem | 2:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    qaseem

  25. qaseem | 2:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    fuck this

  26. anonymous | 9:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    i want to go down on a girl .?

  27. donnie | 11:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I want to eat you and fuck you

  28. cheis | 2:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Want to fuck and that all

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