Photo courtesy of Nikki Asaff.
Found on High School student in Japan.
In the background, Bill Clinton frantically scrambles for pen and paper to write down the phone number.
Judging by the percentage of heroin, I’ll be like fuck it
And I thought I was a rebel in high school….
That looks like Andrea Mackris.
I knew the Japanese have more advanced cell phone apps than we do, but I never dreamed…
what to do with a phone on a friday night….
Isn’t that what the vibrate setting is for?
i called, but they put me on foreplay!
Only $9.99 for the first minute, but $999.99 each additional minute.
I wasn’t sure if I could be like, ‘fuck it’ but then I thought, ‘fuck it, I will be anyway’ … then I realised I already was.
“Escort services” dump discretion in advertising.
0.1% pencillin. Just in case.
The only solicitors you don’t hang up on…
How can she take 999% Heroin with those skinny little arms?
Yeah Im like to fuck it anytime.
Heroin and sex? I love you.
My phone’s ready on my hand, dude!
–and she still wonders why she never get past the job interview!
Enter text right here!
i want to go down on a girl .?
I want to eat you and fuck you
Want to fuck and that all
I’ll lick u, eat u out & fuck u hard!
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