ET Fuck You

posted on 20 Feb 2009 in Adult Engrish

 

Photo courtesy of Josh Jacobson.
T-shirt found in Japan.  

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  1. dangevin | 3:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Stick THAT in your Speak-n-Spell, bitch.

  2. dangevin | 3:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Jim Henson woke up on the wrong side of the bed that morning…

  3. George | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Understanding is half the battle.

  4. Someone | 7:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And this is why people usually don’t want to become friends with aliens…

  5. ChillinCharlie | 1:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So thats the finger they probe you with.

  6. Tasha | 4:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    E.T. has tourettes!

  7. beechoak | 4:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    With an attitude like THAT, maybe he should go home!

  8. beechoak | 4:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ET go home!… and don’t let the best damn door on Earth hit you in the ass on the way out!

  9. beechoak | 4:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If this is how he treats his random friends, I’d hate to see how he treats his random enemies!

  10. beechoak | 4:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s one way to alien-ate people…!

  11. ChillinCharlie | 5:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now we know why Drew Barrymore was so messed up as a kid. Damn you E.T. and that finger of yours!!!

  12. Ghost08 | 6:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ouch!!

  13. Anjy | 11:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And that was just for taking his Reese’s Pieces!

  14. bigcaddy | 10:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    that is the actual phone call ET made to his home.

  15. Kees | 11:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And this is just to a random friend. Imagine how he treats a specific friend!

  16. Wesley | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Apparently, E.T. never learned which finger corresponds with that attitude.

  17. thestik | 9:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If the operator told me to deposit 6 million dollars for a three minute phone call home, I’d do/say the exact same thing!

  18. Awdrifter | 4:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    He looks like Roger from American Dad, so that attitude is quite fitting.

  19. Zavitor | 1:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    He’s just pissed Elliot never calls him.

  20. bigcaddy | 3:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    E.T. the Extra Tourettestrial

  21. BeadyEl | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Now go away you silly person, or I shall scold you again!!

  22. Xila31 | 6:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The scene showing how E.T. felt about his treatment while on Earth was inevitably cut from the final production.

  23. Nina | 9:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Did E.T. just flip me off???

  24. Francisco Pinyata | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    E.T. … fuck you home.

  25. Lollerskate | 10:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Come here you swine so I can spank you hard!

  26. Audinac | 10:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    LMAO the film would’ve taken a completely different direction if ET had given the kid the finger at the beginning

  27. Eric | 10:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    UUUUUHhhhhhhhhh! I’ve been seriously scolded!

  28. DaVince | 10:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m telling you, I’m scolding you!! What the hell are you laughing at, huh?!

  29. Amber | 12:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Perhaps ET was on his way home and he was miffed when his ship had a bumper to bumper collision with the ship belonging to the Thing.

  30. Amber | 8:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ha! I got into California State University Long Beach- and you didn’t!

    ( If you don’t get the joke it’s because Steven Spielberg is an alumni of CSULB where I am currently attending)

  31. Polyshot | 9:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Apparently the designer got the idea from the Robot Chicken lol……..

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