Quick Note about the Adult Engrish Section

posted on 28 Jan 2009 in Adult Engrish

The Adult Engrish section was created as a separate sub-domain to protect the innocent from offensive material. This section is updated once a week – every Friday morning (midnight Pacific Time), so please check back every week to get your fix! 

Although many of the Adult Engrish are highly rated by your votes, they will never be seen within the Most Popular Engrish section. Again, this is an attempt to keep the main site as family friendly as possible (at least a PG rating anyway).

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  1. Poster | 1:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    there’s no stopping the killing zombies. they not like sex and everything erotic, so we hides from them.

    btw, erotic is only for people younger than 1 and older than 18. funny thinking huhu.

  2. Eric G | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Darned parents just don’t know how to use the internet and computers.

  3. algernon | 3:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why where do they want to take them

  4. John | 3:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please tell me if I am missing something, why is this in the adult only section?

  5. Ghost08 | 10:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    yeah because the parents are the ones you really have to worry about

  6. Andy | 6:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Um… children must accompany parents is a sign posted on many playgrounds in the US, and probably elsewhere. It’s to keep child molesters and pedophiles from hanging out at playgrounds. If you don’t have a kid at the playground, you can’t hang out there.

  7. SailorEuropa | 1:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    wait… so what if your pregnant…? can you walk around with a doll as a place holder? and besides… i dont need that much supervision… anymore. thats what college is for… adult day care! thats why you pay so much!

  8. Eric | 10:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn parents running around loose everywhere….

  9. Bob | 1:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is a guess, since I have nothing official to do with the site, but I think the point is: this is the adult section of the site. Kids shouldn’t be here (at all, really, but definitely not without their parents’ permission). The more normal way of wording this is “Children must be accompanied by their parents”, but this is engrish.com, so we get a picture of a somewhat grammatically distorted variant.

  10. bIrqul | 4:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Children must accompany parent or parent will screw up ipod most alarmingly.

  11. drew | 10:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    how is this considered “adult”?

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