Chinese Shampoo

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   dangevin | 4:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Is it even legal to fuck the thievery tot empress?

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   beechoak | 4:47 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The remedy for every tot empress having a bad hair day.

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   beechoak | 4:50 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Those scrappy little tot empresses just love that hot-oil nursing composition!

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   Lollerskate | 5:10 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I Wouldn’t mind fucking the hair silk of the very tot empress… but dyeing it simultaneously sounds way too kinky.

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   gbear | 6:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Uh, I hope that’s shampoo in my hair.

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   kringo | 6:19 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I think this is a shampoo against crabs.

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   Apostrophe | 6:42 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Hey, did this shampoo tell me to fuck off and die??

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   kringo | 6:57 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   It comes with leave-in conditioner.

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   MrBill | 11:57 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Fuck off and dye!

10. 

    bigcaddy | 8:49 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    the bottle looks like a penis.

11. 

    FSX | 7:53 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Ooooooh… my hair… yeaaaah…

12. 

    Ellen | 12:45 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Shampoo so luxurious, it’s orgasmic.

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    Ellen | 12:45 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I think I’m beginning to understand those Herbal Essences commercials… must be the same company.

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    Ghost08 | 10:57 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    but will the shampoo call me the morning after?

15. 

    Midnight Rider | 7:02 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    HEY…Nice Fucking Hair!

16. 

    blonky | 10:42 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at “hot oil nursing”.

17. 

    TitanOfFire | 9:24 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Sometimes you just wanna get your hair silk laid….

18. 

    szaleniec | 5:55 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Mistranslating gan1 as fuck is an entire subgenre of Chinglish in its own right. It has quite a few meanings but a lot of translators for whatever reason default to fuck. It can be seen in the middle of the top line of Chinese text.

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    Lemon | 12:53 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Shampoo, but for which kind of hair?

20. 

    Eric | 10:16 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Pubic hair shampoo?

21. 

    bowie | 12:26 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    that shampoo really penetrates my hair strands

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