I forgot my medwla iron…
posted on 9 Jan 2009 in Adult Engrish
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Camtion: Don’t girl to fuck whple lilwrlang this shqrt – you’ll medwla her crrkinaty.
I found inappropriate pictures of Lebecca’s lilaperture hidden on the company website.
Ah,…fondle memories of laundry day…
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This is really bad Engrish. This is worse than “May pre house your seamy side volitation!”
Hey, if you haven’t got anyone else to f***, your hand will have to do…
Because Teperature and Tcmprature are two very different things… Thanks for exqraining me Lebbecca!
I think it means “hang your shirt up before masturbating, or it will get creased”
Why does the iron have a face??
You never can find a coat hanger when you really need one.
Dont wrlang dry — use a lubricant.
I once bought jeans from Japan and the sign read (despite all that cryptic symbols): ‘Tumble Dry. Do not Tumble Dry.’ Since then I’m wary of these “washing explanations”.
how all those fancy people have sex!
wait how come the only sentence we can understand is “hand to f***”??
Lebecca’s directions are quite clear:
“Put your shirt on a hanger then hand it to that fuck Medwla, who will iron it.”
Medwla broke one of the oldest Indian rules about dating coworkers: Don’t wash your Crrkinaty in the company’s Lilaperture.
Too… Much… Dyslexia!
Why is “WASHING EXPLANATION” spelled wrong the second time?
i think they need a dqishnnary
OK, there’s a Chinese character that translates as either “fuck” or “dry”, but the Indians are are doing it now?
Long live Engrish!
Hand to fuck? What a load of wank…
Lilaperture Science
We to fuck of must, bceause we can
I tried to use my hand to fuck, but it too mcuch of waf a lilaperture forr to fit in cook…
Um are u really going to wrlang-le up the swimmers with ur hand to fuck in the laundry room–that’s just sick
Well, I know I’m good at one of those things…
lebecca fashion is so in with the new slangs in their washing explanations
I suppose you can use your medwla iron to f**k instead, but it might hurt…
TEMPERATURE IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.
“This shirt is also my nut rag”
How did they make the EXQLANATION typo when the Q is on the opposite side of the keyboard?
I didn’t realize I wasn’t supposed to tcmperature…
hand to f- – - : sounds like my buddy who lives in the basement of his parents’ house.
Made in China. “Gan” has the meaning “fuck”, but on for example menus, it means dry, or like here: Hang to dry.
Great! Now im getting subliminal messages from washing instructions about my sex life, it was bad enough when my friends were saying it but this is a bit un-called for!