I forgot my medwla iron…

posted on 9 Jan 2009 in Adult Engrish


Photo courtesy of Jesse Williams.
Tag found on clothing from India. 

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  1. dangevin | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Camtion: Don’t girl to fuck whple lilwrlang this shqrt – you’ll medwla her crrkinaty.

  2. dangevin | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I found inappropriate pictures of Lebecca’s lilaperture hidden on the company website.

  3. beechoak | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ah,…fondle memories of laundry day…

  4. kringo | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ?

  5. kringo | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is really bad Engrish. This is worse than “May pre house your seamy side volitation!”

  6. Dominic Small | 7:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, if you haven’t got anyone else to f***, your hand will have to do…

  7. Lollerskate | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Because Teperature and Tcmprature are two very different things… Thanks for exqraining me Lebbecca!

  8. Lid | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think it means “hang your shirt up before masturbating, or it will get creased”

  9. James | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why does the iron have a face??

  10. jjhitt | 2:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You never can find a coat hanger when you really need one.

  11. jjhitt | 3:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Dont wrlang dry — use a lubricant.

  12. Kiru | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I once bought jeans from Japan and the sign read (despite all that cryptic symbols): ‘Tumble Dry. Do not Tumble Dry.’ Since then I’m wary of these “washing explanations”.

  13. a kittah | 10:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    how all those fancy people have sex!

  14. a kittah | 10:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    wait how come the only sentence we can understand is “hand to f***”??

  15. Bob | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lebecca’s directions are quite clear:

    “Put your shirt on a hanger then hand it to that fuck Medwla, who will iron it.”

    Medwla broke one of the oldest Indian rules about dating coworkers: Don’t wash your Crrkinaty in the company’s Lilaperture.

  16. Nuclear Chauffeur | 4:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Too… Much… Dyslexia!

  17. Nuclear Chauffeur | 5:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Why is “WASHING EXPLANATION” spelled wrong the second time?

  18. bigcaddy | 1:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i think they need a dqishnnary

  19. Jimson | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    OK, there’s a Chinese character that translates as either “fuck” or “dry”, but the Indians are are doing it now?
    Long live Engrish!

  20. Carlos the Jackal | 7:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hand to fuck? What a load of wank…

  21. SleepDepDan | 5:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lilaperture Science
    We to fuck of must, bceause we can

  22. rogueofmv | 2:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I tried to use my hand to fuck, but it too mcuch of waf a lilaperture forr to fit in cook…

  23. Ghost08 | 11:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Um are u really going to wrlang-le up the swimmers with ur hand to fuck in the laundry room–that’s just sick

  24. chuck-o-tron | 11:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, I know I’m good at one of those things…

  25. jiniton | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    lebecca fashion is so in with the new slangs in their washing explanations

  26. :) | 6:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I suppose you can use your medwla iron to f**k instead, but it might hurt…

  27. Anon | 1:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    TEMPERATURE IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.

  28. Eric | 10:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “This shirt is also my nut rag”

  29. DaVince | 11:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    How did they make the EXQLANATION typo when the Q is on the opposite side of the keyboard?

  30. Sexual Harassment Company | 7:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t realize I wasn’t supposed to tcmperature…

  31. fixit | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    hand to f- – – : sounds like my buddy who lives in the basement of his parents’ house.

  32. Lugubert | 1:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Made in China. “Gan” has the meaning “fuck”, but on for example menus, it means dry, or like here: Hang to dry.

  33. Culibine | 6:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Great! Now im getting subliminal messages from washing instructions about my sex life, it was bad enough when my friends were saying it but this is a bit un-called for!

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