Menu found in China.
Photo courtesy of Cami Aprile.
It’s not the size of the cok, it’s the implementation that more than.
Let’s see, I’ll have a side order of Badminton…and I’d just like the regular shuttlecock, not the Big cok.
Good list of shows tonight-shitty menu though.
This is the menu from Fat Kok.
When I tried the yanjing,you lied!It wasn’t excellent!
Don’t try the Large Black Big Kok…
Would you like Fresh Herpes with your Big Kok?
What?No ass drink with the Big Kok?
When Timmy’s parents told him not to play with his food,he learnt it after he played with the Big Kok…
Waiter!Why is my Badminton served on a racket instead of a plate?
Hmm…the only thing that really appeals to me here is the high-end talents. Oh, what the heck, I’ll take a cola, too.
… so I was enjoying some excellent yanjing in a high-end talent beer joint, drinking a non-alcoholic draft beer and watching a badminton match, when I was struck by the sight of a big implementation that was more than any big cok a large black man should have. On his arm, his girlfriend Lulu sucked seductively on a small cola. I felt compelled to look down at my own small implementation, and with more than feelings of inadequacy I switch to a small sprite.
I would like somebody from the lulu bin!
WOW this place has everything!
Hey, Luigi! I would like to eat Lulu tonight. Also bring me a large black for accompaniment, please.
I would have thought a big cok would compensate for a lack of high-end talents. This place has both!!!
And on top of all all this, they have yanjing up the yingyang.
So you’re saying the Big Cok and the Large Black are the same?
u sure that’s legal?
Is that a badly written menu or are you happy to see me?
wow..this is some place
Amazing how they got “small cola” correct but got “large cola” miles off target
Is that for here or to go?
“And the lady will have the large black cok with high-end talents”
Welcome to happy-fun-time bordello. May I take your order, please?
Brothels with menus? What will they think of next?
I’ll have the big cok with the high-end talents and a small cola, please……
is YANJING the Chinese word for JIGGY? then i want one! yes, with LULU, but no big cock or large black for me — sure, one small cola!
Hmmmm, so many choices…….
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