That more than…

posted on 2 Jan 2009 in Adult Engrish

 

Menu found in China.
Photo courtesy of Cami Aprile. 

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  1. dangevin | 1:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not the size of the cok, it’s the implementation that more than.

  2. dangevin | 1:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s see, I’ll have a side order of Badminton…and I’d just like the regular shuttlecock, not the Big cok.

  3. GokhanZan | 10:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Good list of shows tonight-shitty menu though.

  4. GokhanZan | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the menu from Fat Kok.

  5. GokhanZan | 10:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When I tried the yanjing,you lied!It wasn’t excellent!

  6. GokhanZan | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t try the Large Black Big Kok…

  7. GokhanZan | 10:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you like Fresh Herpes with your Big Kok?

  8. GokhanZan | 10:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What?No ass drink with the Big Kok?

  9. GokhanZan | 10:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    When Timmy’s parents told him not to play with his food,he learnt it after he played with the Big Kok…

  10. GokhanZan | 10:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter!Why is my Badminton served on a racket instead of a plate?

  11. Flartus | 1:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmm…the only thing that really appeals to me here is the high-end talents. Oh, what the heck, I’ll take a cola, too.

  12. beechoak | 12:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    … so I was enjoying some excellent yanjing in a high-end talent beer joint, drinking a non-alcoholic draft beer and watching a badminton match, when I was struck by the sight of a big implementation that was more than any big cok a large black man should have. On his arm, his girlfriend Lulu sucked seductively on a small cola. I felt compelled to look down at my own small implementation, and with more than feelings of inadequacy I switch to a small sprite.

  13. Silvenium | 12:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I would like somebody from the lulu bin!

  14. a kittah | 10:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WOW this place has everything!

  15. Lollerskate | 11:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, Luigi! I would like to eat Lulu tonight. Also bring me a large black for accompaniment, please.

  16. Brandon | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I would have thought a big cok would compensate for a lack of high-end talents. This place has both!!!

  17. Jimson | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And on top of all all this, they have yanjing up the yingyang.

  18. Miss Penguin | 1:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So you’re saying the Big Cok and the Large Black are the same?

  19. Ghost08 | 11:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    u sure that’s legal?

  20. Mark A | 1:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that a badly written menu or are you happy to see me?

  21. Ram | 11:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    wow..this is some place

  22. captainmuon | 8:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Amazing how they got “small cola” correct but got “large cola” miles off target

  23. HappyEmoKid1 | 3:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that for here or to go?

  24. Eric | 10:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “And the lady will have the large black cok with high-end talents”

  25. jimbob | 3:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to happy-fun-time bordello. May I take your order, please?

  26. bridget | 8:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Brothels with menus? What will they think of next?

  27. Rafaela | 7:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll have the big cok with the high-end talents and a small cola, please……

  28. fixit | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    is YANJING the Chinese word for JIGGY? then i want one! yes, with LULU, but no big cock or large black for me — sure, one small cola!

  29. chris | 7:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmmmm, so many choices…….

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