Fine tuned for your pleasure…

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   jjhitt | 3:02 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I wonder what volume control looks like.

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   beechoak | 7:28 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   One moment, please, while I get my lips warmed up…

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   beechoak | 7:28 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Personal Trainer

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   beechoak | 7:29 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Richard Simmons’ 10-minute Workout for Lips

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   beechoak | 7:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Don’t hold back. What are your REAL intentions…

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   beechoak | 7:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   “That’s odd… everybody keeps staring at my boobs…”

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   beechoak | 7:34 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   They start advertising so early these days…

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   jjhitt | 9:47 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   With old fashioned tuning, you just had to TOUCH the knob… now it’s more personal.

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   Sparkly Boof | 2:20 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Blow Job tuning, while you wait.*

   *May induce a wonderfully throbbing Christmas. Happy Endings extra.

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    Algernon | 5:36 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    And a long neck to boot

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    Jay | 8:56 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    It doesn’t make cents to do it ’til it hertz.

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    dangevin | 11:58 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Be sure to check my fluid viscosity and tighten up the nuts while you’re down there.

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    Lollerskate | 3:08 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Is her last name “Porn” by any chance?

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    Jay | 9:10 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    For your out-of-tune skin flute.

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    DannyDaWriter | 10:19 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    What violists would normally call “assisted shifting practise”…

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    Belbecat | 7:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Save’s the effort of making a sign

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    jeremy t | 3:10 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    she’s advertising…

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    Noliving | 9:59 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Is she holding a condom in her hand?

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    Ghost08 | 11:35 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    because blow pops are for little girls

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    PG | 1:43 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Can I be your practice dummy?

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    Alison Klosek | 10:19 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    For anal tuning use rear entrance

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    Eric | 10:20 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    You have to hit just the right frequency.

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    nobby | 4:44 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    My gasket is already blown. What else can you do?

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    fixit | 7:16 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    oh, you can tune me up anytime, sweetie.

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    Culibine | 7:01 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I assume this is covered by warranty? I was told that any ahem “hardware failures” were covered.

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    trolol | 4:27 pm |

    I wan't my port hole tuned to 10Hz

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