Fine tuned for your pleasure…

posted on 26 Dec 2008 in Adult Engrish

 

Photo courtesy of “Priblet”.
Found in Thailand.

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  1. jjhitt | 3:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder what volume control looks like.

  2. beechoak | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    One moment, please, while I get my lips warmed up…

  3. beechoak | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Personal Trainer

  4. beechoak | 7:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Richard Simmons’ 10-minute Workout for Lips

  5. beechoak | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t hold back. What are your REAL intentions…

  6. beechoak | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “That’s odd… everybody keeps staring at my boobs…”

  7. beechoak | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    They start advertising so early these days…

  8. jjhitt | 9:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    With old fashioned tuning, you just had to TOUCH the knob… now it’s more personal.

  9. Sparkly Boof | 2:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Blow Job tuning, while you wait.*

    *May induce a wonderfully throbbing Christmas. Happy Endings extra.

  10. Algernon | 5:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And a long neck to boot

  11. Jay | 8:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It doesn’t make cents to do it ’til it hertz.

  12. dangevin | 11:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Be sure to check my fluid viscosity and tighten up the nuts while you’re down there.

  13. Lollerskate | 3:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Is her last name “Porn” by any chance?

  14. Jay | 9:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    For your out-of-tune skin flute.

  15. DannyDaWriter | 10:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What violists would normally call “assisted shifting practise”…

  16. Belbecat | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Save’s the effort of making a sign

  17. jeremy t | 3:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    she’s advertising…

  18. Noliving | 9:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is she holding a condom in her hand?

  19. Ghost08 | 11:35 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    because blow pops are for little girls

  20. PG | 1:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I be your practice dummy?

  21. Alison Klosek | 10:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For anal tuning use rear entrance

  22. Eric | 10:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You have to hit just the right frequency.

  23. nobby | 4:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    My gasket is already blown. What else can you do?

  24. fixit | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    oh, you can tune me up anytime, sweetie.

  25. Culibine | 7:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I assume this is covered by warranty? I was told that any ahem “hardware failures” were covered.

  26. trolol | 4:27 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I wan't my port hole tuned to 10Hz

  27. Sam | 9:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Seeing as this is Thailand, this probably isn’t actually a mistake.

  28. Hodaya | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i had doodled your blog adrdess down a long time ago under the title WONDERFUL !! i just found you again and am just thrilled to see your BEAUTIFUL work again. THANK YOU. i LOVE your work !

  29. Claudie | 12:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What bothers me is .somebody sutsegged 2 lbs penalty for short fish and 8 oz for dead bass?!!! We are talking about DEAD fish that IS DEAD its dead its 8 oz and 2 lbs just for being a dwarf??? You serious? I think more penalty should be given MORE for dead fish than short fish because short fish can live and grow again. More penalty for DEAD fish and less plently for SHORT fish. But like I said in other comment if a short fish is brought to the scale then the biggest bass will be tossed out. Simple as that.

  30. Sonya | 9:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

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