A Thanksgiving delicacy…

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1. 

   ChillinCharlie | 12:43 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Turkey: *sniff sniff* do you smell smoke? *looks down* (Screams then faints)

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   Sparkly Boof | 12:52 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   I asked for seating in NON-smoking turkey cock!

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   coffeebot | 6:57 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Less trans-fats than riding the baloney pony!

4. 

   Dominic Small | 7:51 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   The reason for Bernard Matthews’ arrest was revealed…

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   James | 1:46 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   An alternative to smoking the beef!

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   DieselDragon | 5:22 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Christmas dinner will never be the same again… :-O

   (Question: Is that supposed to be a food label, or is that actually a very badly translated “No Smoking” sign? )

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   DieselDragon | 5:42 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   * Addendum/change to above caption: *
   Please replace “No Smoking” with “Smoking area”…I had a temporary brain-fart whilst posting the above, alas.

   Also…As Engrish.com seems to identify users/computers by their I.P. address or hostname; Would it be possible for an “edit caption” facility to be added?

   Farewell, thanks, and please excuse the second OT caption.

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   Andy | 1:32 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Actually DieselDragon, 훈제칠면조 means “Smoked Turkey”.
   Smoking is meant to be smoked. As for turkey cock, this is simply a literal translation. Turkeys are also known as turkey-cocks in some places.(Another straight from the dictionary case it seems)

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   dangevin | 5:06 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   I think it’s just a cookie, DieselDragon. He doesn’t get that involved to do IP logging and soforth.

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    dangevin | 5:07 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Lock, stock and two smoking turkey cocks.

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    dangevin | 5:08 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Which end do you light?

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    DieselDragon | 4:49 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    [OT: Reply to Dangevin]
    User identification looks IP based to me…I’ve got my browser configured to clear cookies, cache data and authenticated sessions automatically at the end of each browsing session, yet the site is still able to identify my computer – As evidenced by my captions having their thumbs up/down buttons greyed out every time I come here.

    Either way though, I don’t mind that kind of thing at all…I was just thinking that if an IP logging system is used to prevent vote “rigging”, then it could be used to allow later editing of captions, too.

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    engrishwebmaster | 7:37 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    It is IP based identification, but I do not have editing features enabled. I am still trying to tweak things so that the site doesn’t crash (I have had a few issues here and there since switching to Wordpress) so it may be a while before I do add any more features. You could always email me to ask me to edit something if you like.

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    beechoak | 5:31 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    But with a little goose grease it should relieve any irritation…

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    Brian Jenkins | 12:52 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    What Jim Carrey enjoys during Thanksgiving!

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    GokhanZan | 9:49 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Hey,I’m Turkish!

17. 

    Mark A | 6:36 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Also garnished with fresh herpes!

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    GokhanZan | 3:11 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Just because we beat them 3-2 in the 2002 FIFA World Cup and 7-0 in the 1954 FIFA World Cup…

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    one brain cell | 9:24 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    If you want to quit smoking, replace cigarettes with turkey cock! Delicious to smoke.

20. 

    chrispy | 10:51 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    i have some human cock that needs smoking..

21. 

    Lollerskate | 7:45 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    We gave him viagra instead of his seeds… don’t ask how it happened! The poor little guy….

22. 

    Jimson | 5:41 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Forget it! The turkey smokes so much he can’t get it up any more.

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    Ghost08 | 11:47 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    is this rooster i have—or is it turkey?

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    fixit | 6:59 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I must admit, the turkey’s got talent.

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