A Thanksgiving delicacy…

posted on 27 Nov 2008 in Adult Engrish

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Photo courtesy of Anton Verhavnik.
Found at Daewoo buffet restaurant in Changwon, South Korea. 

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  1. ChillinCharlie | 12:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Turkey: *sniff sniff* do you smell smoke? *looks down* (Screams then faints)

  2. Sparkly Boof | 12:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I asked for seating in NON-smoking turkey cock!

  3. coffeebot | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Less trans-fats than riding the baloney pony!

  4. Dominic Small | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

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  5. James | 1:46 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    An alternative to smoking the beef!

  6. DieselDragon | 5:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Christmas dinner will never be the same again… :-O

    (Question: Is that supposed to be a food label, or is that actually a very badly translated “No Smoking” sign? :-) )

  7. DieselDragon | 5:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    * Addendum/change to above caption: *
    Please replace “No Smoking” with “Smoking area”…I had a temporary brain-fart whilst posting the above, alas. :-(

    Also…As Engrish.com seems to identify users/computers by their I.P. address or hostname; Would it be possible for an “edit caption” facility to be added? :-)

    Farewell, thanks, and please excuse the second OT caption. :-)

  8. Andy | 1:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually DieselDragon, 훈제칠면조 means “Smoked Turkey”.
    Smoking is meant to be smoked. As for turkey cock, this is simply a literal translation. Turkeys are also known as turkey-cocks in some places.(Another straight from the dictionary case it seems)

  9. dangevin | 5:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I think it’s just a cookie, DieselDragon. He doesn’t get that involved to do IP logging and soforth.

  10. dangevin | 5:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Lock, stock and two smoking turkey cocks.

  11. dangevin | 5:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Which end do you light?

  12. DieselDragon | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    [OT: Reply to Dangevin]
    User identification looks IP based to me…I’ve got my browser configured to clear cookies, cache data and authenticated sessions automatically at the end of each browsing session, yet the site is still able to identify my computer – As evidenced by my captions having their thumbs up/down buttons greyed out every time I come here. 😮

    Either way though, I don’t mind that kind of thing at all…I was just thinking that if an IP logging system is used to prevent vote “rigging”, then it could be used to allow later editing of captions, too. :-)

  13. engrishwebmaster | 7:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It is IP based identification, but I do not have editing features enabled. I am still trying to tweak things so that the site doesn’t crash (I have had a few issues here and there since switching to WordPress) so it may be a while before I do add any more features. You could always email me to ask me to edit something if you like. :)

  14. beechoak | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    But with a little goose grease it should relieve any irritation…

  15. Brian Jenkins | 12:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    What Jim Carrey enjoys during Thanksgiving!

  16. GokhanZan | 9:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey,I’m Turkish!

  17. Mark A | 6:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Also garnished with fresh herpes!

  18. GokhanZan | 3:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Just because we beat them 3-2 in the 2002 FIFA World Cup and 7-0 in the 1954 FIFA World Cup…

  19. one brain cell | 9:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    If you want to quit smoking, replace cigarettes with turkey cock! Delicious to smoke.

  20. chrispy | 10:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    i have some human cock that needs smoking..

  21. Lollerskate | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We gave him viagra instead of his seeds… don’t ask how it happened! The poor little guy….

  22. Jimson | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Forget it! The turkey smokes so much he can’t get it up any more.

  23. Ghost08 | 11:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    is this rooster i have—or is it turkey?

  24. fixit | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I must admit, the turkey’s got talent.

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  28. Hoppy | 3:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Great meal… Hard to get the end lit.

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