I’m sure he didn’t mean it that way…

posted on 21 Nov 2008 in Adult Engrish

 


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  1. DieselDragon | 1:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    …And his father takes seven whole days over it! ;-)

  2. DieselDragon | 1:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Now we know why the Turin Shroud has some unusual stains upon it… :-o

  3. dangevin | 1:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    This quotation must have been from the Gospel of Mary Magdalen. Other entries included “Behold, my thirteenth apostle!” and the story of what REALLY happened out on that fishing boat.

  4. dangevin | 1:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Love in him. But with indirect contact, so as not to have another “short Mass.”

  5. theillien | 8:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    No virgin births this time around.

  6. J-Luke | 11:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Thanks for the warning…

  7. coffeebot | 6:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    JESUS: Hey, this tomb is empty.
    MARY: That’s because it’s your turn…

  8. coffeebot | 6:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    …that would explain the ‘thief in the night’ leaving so soon.

  9. Nuclear Chauffeur | 11:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Jesus Saves… time.

  10. Lesath | 3:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Er, this is actually a direct Bible quote and not Engrish at all. It’s Revelations 22:20.

    (No, I’m not a Bible nut. I know this because there’s a song called “Rev 22:20″ based around a dirty inference of the same nature.)

  11. Johan | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, it’s not like he has a lot of experience…

  12. James | 4:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    …and he needs at LEAST half an hour before the second coming!

  13. Grifter Wolf | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …that was fast!

  14. Shell | 11:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Uh, yeah…this isn’t Engrish. It’s a Bible verse. You all can find it amusing if you want, but it has nothing to do with an Asian to English botched translation….

  15. Wade | 1:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually Revelations 3:11 in the KJV: “Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.”

    22:20 is a little different: “He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.”

  16. anon | 1:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    you heretic chinese

  17. Pat | 5:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Last book of New Testament: “Revelation”, not “Revelations”.

  18. Seadog Driftwood | 6:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sign for the Church of the Premature Ejaculation

  19. Etheral | 3:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey Jesus, can you stop turning water into wine please? I’m trying to take a shower..

  20. Chronofreak | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Faster than you can thank the lord.

    PS. This church is in my country… I found it very disturbing when I first saw it, although it has great meaning to it.

  21. JOM | 1:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Huh, no wonder we never see Jesus in any good porn films.

  22. Daf | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I like the Chinese translation too! Sounds quite silly, not quite an exact translation – “Hey look, I’ve gotta come quickly!”

  23. bloody lynn | 3:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    No wonder he never had any girlfriends.

  24. i come quickly too | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    A bit late to the party… but this is the Calvary Pandan Bible Presbyterian Church, located in the western part of Singapore.

    Better quality pic:
    http://www.panoramio.com/photo/3878956

    Church website:
    http://www.calvarypandan.org/

    They are a bunch of religious right wing wackos. How do I know? I attended its services once upon a time. If it tickles your interest, you may also want to read up on Carl McIntire and the Bible Presbyterian movement. Lots of interesting information.

    Keep up the good work and keep bringing the engrish laughs.

    I go quickly now…

  25. Ghost08 | 11:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    thats all right j man–we forgive you for your short—comings
    hahahahah

  26. Eldwulf | 2:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It looks like he’s in good company:

    http://www.firstbaptistcumming.org/

  27. God Jesus | 12:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In fact I came twice. Ah ha ha.

  28. Red Dragon | 2:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    And Jesus said to the inventor of the vibrator:

    IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME!

  29. Red Dragon | 2:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    (As I have come quickly, so shall they)

  30. noname | 10:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The bible really lie to us all the time. The so called angel that give Maria’s call of the birth of the saivour really fucked her not give her the message.

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