I’m sure he didn’t mean it that way…

posted on 21 Nov 2008 in Adult Engrish

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DieselDragon | 1:17 am | Vote: 1 1

…And his father takes seven whole days over it!
DieselDragon | 1:19 am | Vote: 2 0

Now we know why the Turin Shroud has some unusual stains upon it…
dangevin | 1:47 am | Vote: 1 1

This quotation must have been from the Gospel of Mary Magdalen. Other entries included “Behold, my thirteenth apostle!” and the story of what REALLY happened out on that fishing boat.
dangevin | 1:47 am | Vote: 1 1

Love in him. But with indirect contact, so as not to have another “short Mass.”
theillien | 8:15 am | Vote: 2 0

No virgin births this time around.
J-Luke | 11:51 am | Vote: 2 0

Thanks for the warning…
coffeebot | 6:03 pm | Vote: 1 0

JESUS: Hey, this tomb is empty.
MARY: That’s because it’s your turn…
coffeebot | 6:04 pm | Vote: 1 0

…that would explain the ‘thief in the night’ leaving so soon.
Nuclear Chauffeur | 11:03 pm | Vote: 1 0

Jesus Saves… time.
Lesath | 3:12 am | Vote: 0 1

Er, this is actually a direct Bible quote and not Engrish at all. It’s Revelations 22:20.

(No, I’m not a Bible nut. I know this because there’s a song called “Rev 22:20″ based around a dirty inference of the same nature.)
Johan | 8:04 am | Vote: 1 0

Well, it’s not like he has a lot of experience…
James | 4:33 pm | Vote: 1 0

…and he needs at LEAST half an hour before the second coming!
Grifter Wolf | 6:59 am | Vote: 0 0

…that was fast!
Shell | 11:43 pm | Vote: 0 1

Uh, yeah…this isn’t Engrish. It’s a Bible verse. You all can find it amusing if you want, but it has nothing to do with an Asian to English botched translation….
Wade | 1:05 pm | Vote: 0 0

Actually Revelations 3:11 in the KJV: “Behold, I come quickly: hold that fast which thou hast, that no man take thy crown.”

22:20 is a little different: “He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.”
anon | 1:42 pm | Vote: 0 1

you heretic chinese
Pat | 5:17 pm | Vote: 0 0

Last book of New Testament: “Revelation”, not “Revelations”.
Seadog Driftwood | 6:50 pm | Vote: 1 0

Sign for the Church of the Premature Ejaculation
Etheral | 3:58 pm | Vote: 1 0

Hey Jesus, can you stop turning water into wine please? I’m trying to take a shower..
Chronofreak | 6:40 am | Vote: 1 0

Faster than you can thank the lord.

PS. This church is in my country… I found it very disturbing when I first saw it, although it has great meaning to it.
JOM | 1:53 pm | Vote: 0 0

Huh, no wonder we never see Jesus in any good porn films.
Daf | 7:48 am | Vote: 0 0

I like the Chinese translation too! Sounds quite silly, not quite an exact translation – “Hey look, I’ve gotta come quickly!”
bloody lynn | 3:17 pm | Vote: 1 0

No wonder he never had any girlfriends.
i come quickly too | 8:17 am | Vote: 0 0

A bit late to the party… but this is the Calvary Pandan Bible Presbyterian Church, located in the western part of Singapore.

Better quality pic:
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/3878956

Church website:
http://www.calvarypandan.org/

They are a bunch of religious right wing wackos. How do I know? I attended its services once upon a time. If it tickles your interest, you may also want to read up on Carl McIntire and the Bible Presbyterian movement. Lots of interesting information.

Keep up the good work and keep bringing the engrish laughs.

I go quickly now…
Ghost08 | 11:50 pm | Vote: 0 0

thats all right j man–we forgive you for your short—comings
hahahahah
Eldwulf | 2:18 am | Vote: 0 0

It looks like he’s in good company:

http://www.firstbaptistcumming.org/
God Jesus | 12:55 pm | Vote: 0 0

In fact I came twice. Ah ha ha.
Red Dragon | 2:39 am | Vote: 0 0

And Jesus said to the inventor of the vibrator:

IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME!
Red Dragon | 2:40 am | Vote: 0 0

(As I have come quickly, so shall they)