No more randomness please!

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   dangevin | 4:04 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   May I recommend the apple pie?

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   Lollerskate | 4:51 am |  Vote: 1   0  

   In Soviet Russia, the miscellaneousfood fucks you!

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   Riccardo | 7:39 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Don’t hold back now, tell us what you really think

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   coffeebot | 2:14 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   *psssst* condoms in the next aisle

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   Seadog Driftwood | 7:11 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   So that’s where the Ringolos are!

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   Dominic Small | 5:51 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   Just buy any bloody thing at all!

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   Kelsey | 7:37 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

   Fuck the MiscellaneousFood, I want brand names!

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   Tdog | 11:49 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   You would get disgruntled if you had to hang there all day too.

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   klingo | 5:47 am |  Vote: 0   0  

   We only deal with meat and potatoes here!

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    Big Fat Cat | 11:00 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    I like the cashier better

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    Big Fat Cat | 12:09 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    If you are not satisfied with the miscellaneous food, we have chickens 2 aisles down in the “Hot” food section.

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    Big Fat Cat | 12:13 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Suggestion Box reads: Any fxxking suggestion to improve our customers’ experience in the store would be very welcome.

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    DieselDragon | 9:40 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    Welcome to Wal*Mart!

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    monkey | 4:13 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    We only serve real food here!

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    Quantum | 7:25 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Fuck the specific foods also

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    one brain cell | 9:55 pm |  Vote: 1   0  

    Actually it’s better to just fuck the cucumbers and bananas. Miscellaneous foods tend to get lost or stuck.

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    Etheral | 4:25 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    “Nescafé – The miscellaneous taste!”

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    Ghost08 | 12:18 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    up its stupid ass

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    lolo | 7:08 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    someone’s hating their job as the sign maker..

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    Eldwulf | 2:23 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    Could be worse. If you’re really literal about it, the Chinese on the sign translates as “Fuck the sex food items.”

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    tonii | 9:58 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    actually it means “dry food”, i.e.: not fresh, canned.

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    Spindles | 12:01 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    That’s right up there with the “Shit She Wants” aisle

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    szaleniec | 6:11 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    The first character is gan1, which can mean a lot of things. In this case means dry. Gets translated as fuck a lot and is a prime source of Chinglish.

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    Eric | 10:25 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    I’m looking for the BAKERY, goddammit!

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    rack | 11:45 pm |  Vote: 0   0  

    There are too many uncategorized food items around here! Fuck ‘em! Who needs such a large selection?

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    fixit | 10:00 am |  Vote: 0   0  

    YES, YES. The key to a fuckin’ healthy life.

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