No more randomness please!

posted on 3 Oct 2008 in Adult Engrish

I can’t fuckin’ find anything around here!

 

Photo courtesy of Lukas Schwendimann.
Found in China.  

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  1. dangevin | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    May I recommend the apple pie?

  2. Lollerskate | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In Soviet Russia, the miscellaneousfood fucks you!

  3. Riccardo | 7:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t hold back now, tell us what you really think

  4. coffeebot | 2:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    *psssst* condoms in the next aisle

  5. Seadog Driftwood | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So that’s where the Ringolos are!

  6. Dominic Small | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Just buy any bloody thing at all!

  7. Kelsey | 7:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Fuck the MiscellaneousFood, I want brand names!

  8. Tdog | 11:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    You would get disgruntled if you had to hang there all day too.

  9. klingo | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    We only deal with meat and potatoes here!

  10. Big Fat Cat | 11:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I like the cashier better

  11. Big Fat Cat | 12:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    If you are not satisfied with the miscellaneous food, we have chickens 2 aisles down in the “Hot” food section.

  12. Big Fat Cat | 12:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Suggestion Box reads: Any fxxking suggestion to improve our customers’ experience in the store would be very welcome.

  13. DieselDragon | 9:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to Wal*Mart! :-)

  14. monkey | 4:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    We only serve real food here!

  15. Quantum | 7:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Fuck the specific foods also

  16. one brain cell | 9:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually it’s better to just fuck the cucumbers and bananas. Miscellaneous foods tend to get lost or stuck.

  17. Etheral | 4:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    “Nescafé – The miscellaneous taste!”

  18. Ghost08 | 12:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    up its stupid ass

  19. lolo | 7:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    someone’s hating their job as the sign maker..

  20. Eldwulf | 2:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Could be worse. If you’re really literal about it, the Chinese on the sign translates as “Fuck the sex food items.”

  21. tonii | 9:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    actually it means “dry food”, i.e.: not fresh, canned.

  22. Spindles | 12:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s right up there with the “Shit She Wants” aisle

  23. szaleniec | 6:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The first character is gan1, which can mean a lot of things. In this case means dry. Gets translated as fuck a lot and is a prime source of Chinglish.

  24. Eric | 10:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m looking for the BAKERY, goddammit!

  25. rack | 11:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    There are too many uncategorized food items around here! Fuck ’em! Who needs such a large selection?

  26. fixit | 10:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    YES, YES. The key to a fuckin’ healthy life.

  27. Wiwik | 8:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Merry merry to you and your family – tknahs for the inspiration and sharing your lives with us all…….and your incredible creativity…..love and laughter in 2011! Sue in Wpg, MB Canada

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